People with young children....

[JPaul]

I've got a semi and I was only watching

[JPaul]

When I say a semi I obviously mean a half erect penis, reading things on the internet. Not a house joined onto someone else's, that would be really embarrassing.

[chalice]

Fuck ye, JP, you made me spill coffee on me laptop.

[JPaul]

All in a days work.

[Barbarossa]

When I say a semi I obviously mean a half erect penis, reading things on the internet. Not a house joined onto someone else's, that would be really embarrassing.

You can read with your jap's eye. That's quite something!

[JPaul]

When I say a semi I obviously mean a half erect penis, reading things on the internet. Not a house joined onto someone else's, that would be really embarrassing.

You can read with your jap's eye. That's quite something!

Years of training mate. It all started when my plane crashed, high up in the Himalayas ...

[CrabGirl]

I think that would be my ideal job, calling men filthy names for money! It'd provide a much needed service and would work out a lot of my stress and aggression

[JPaul]

You could provide that as an alternative to aroma massage.

Wait, think it thro'. If you're in a hotel of an evening with little to do you could make a few quid. Angry wee Greek burd chat, it's a win.

[CrabGirl]

Shut your dirty filthy trap you miserable pathetic spineless little worm.

Oooo. This feels good!

[CrabGirl]

I need black stilleto boots.