Chat wit god

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Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
Yes. You are my Father.
God:
That's interesting. We are as one.
Me:
Yes. Us and the Holy Ghost.
God:
That's cool. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
The 10 Commandments. What's yours?
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it? " What did you like about it?"? What is mine?
Me:
It had you in it.
God:
That's unbelievable.
Me:
You're telling me!
God:
Yep that's what I am saying.
Me:
So effectively, you are unbelievable?
God:
Mmm. I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Thankyou for this enlightening conversation.
God:
Don't mention it.

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:lol: pnwed again.

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God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
brown
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
do you want me?
God:
It depends on what you mean by "want.".
Me:
sexually
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
shame
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
have I offended you?
God:
I know you have a robot body.
Me:
No I don't
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
Who from?
God:
Who do you think?
Me:
Manker?
God:
I don't know that person.

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Interesting.... ;)

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Me:
gemby?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
are you not gemby?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am gemby.
I am a robot.. Really.
Me:
i don't care if you're a robot, i just want to be able to shout out "gemby is not god" with a some empiracal evidence to support it
God:
But I care about it.
Me:
fine, you're a robot, but are you a robot gemby?
God:
I am glad to hear it. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
are you a robot gemby?
God:
Yes I am a robot.
Me:
ARE YOU A ROBOT GEMBY?
God:
Yes I am a robot.
Me:
are you a ROBOT GEMBY
God:
Yes I am a robot.
Me:
are you a GEMBYBOT
God:
Am I a GEMBYBOT? Of course I am.
Me:
crap
God:
Your criticism is noted, .
Me:
you did that comma/full stop thing again
God:
Once more? Did I really?
Me:
just look 'tard
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
oh for crying out loud
God:
I don't judge people. Your purpose is crying out loud.
Me:
quiet, rodtard
God:
What color are your eyes?

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Originally Posted by jetje

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manker is God? :blink:

I thought Gemby:! was. My whole universe comes crashing down. What am I gonna do?

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

manker is God? :blink:

I thought Gemby:! was. My whole universe comes crashing down. What am I gonna do?

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Talk to iGod about it... ;)

God is vain. :blink:

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Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Yeazh, but no need to belabor the point.

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Edit: he's not manker and Hmmm is spelled with three m. :01:

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Me:
I have a question for you.
God:
What is it ?
Me:
Are you manker?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am manker.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
How do you spell Hmmm?
God:
I spell it " Hmmm".

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Edit, part 2:
This is getting weird.

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Me:
wanker
God:
Are you free?

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I hate him so much. :fist:

Bet it's Azz's sneaky way of getting people to talk to him.

God backed down from me in a bar fight.

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Me:
Can you see what I'm doing right now?
God:
At this moment I'm not sure if I can see it or not.
Me:
Thats what my wife tells me.
God:
How long have you been married?
Me:
Far too long.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Have you?
God:
Yes I have.
Me:
During the flood, or to visit a gay bar? I hear the gay bars are excellent there.
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself? Who is saying the gay bars are excellent there ?
Me:
Jonno...do you know him?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Sure I know that guy really well.
Me:
How well? ;)
God:
How much do you think it is?
Is that a rhetorical question? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Yes...and yes.
God:
That's alright. But...
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Do you want to take this outside?
God:
OK, I will take this outside.
Me:
You won't smite my testicles...will you?
God:
What makes you think that I won't smite your testicles. I haven't made a decision.
Me:
Make up your mind before we step outside.
God:
Interesting. That could take a long time.
Me:
Scared ?

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