Jehovas Witnesses

Last time I saw them, my dear uncle went to get his hunting rifle. Never seen any since then. :merkin:

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Originally Posted by MagicNakor

I never got them at my old place, since my dog would scare them off. Friendly dog, but they don't know that. ;)

My grandfather would always lie and tell them they're Catholic. They wouldn't come back.

I've yet to come up with a solution for my new place (sans dog), but I've not had them more than once so far.

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Punch them to the ground and leave them a bloody, battered mess.

My Mam used to keep a wee pile of religious brochures beside the door. If any cuntist came offering salvation she would, quite reasonably, say "I'll read your leaflet if you read mine" and give them one from the pile.

My gran once chased them down the stairs with a bucket of water screaming, "I don't come to YOUR door and shove MY bloody religion down YOUR throat!!".

just invite them in, it throws them enough

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Originally Posted by DanB

just invite them in, it throws them enough

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Then the punching to the ground, obviousement.

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Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl

My gran once chased them down the stairs with a bucket of water screaming, "I don't come to YOUR door and shove MY bloody religion down YOUR throat!!".

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So tell us SGG, where do you get your spunk from.:blink:

The sperm bank, usually.

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Originally Posted by SpatulaGeekGirl

The sperm bank, usually.

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Do you purchase by the gamete or go mad and buy a whole splodge.

They really are nice people.There only fault is the fact they knock on your door.I used to do it myself.They tell you,your mission is to save the people that dont believe.Not the highest point of my lyfe.I still talk to them some times when they knock on the door.

You still into that Prophey Yahweh shiznit, zig?