Things that stick in your brain and make you laugh

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Originally Posted by Gripper

Del boy falling through the bar in "Only fools and horses",whilst trying to look cool and impress some girls :)

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Yeah, that was the funniest thing :glag:

a blood clot :)

The phrase - "If my hands were metal that would mean something."

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Originally Posted by hobbes

I keep mumbling the phrase and suppressing a laugh.

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Perhaps your "friend" is planting subliminal messages in your head........ ;)

Stop thaaat, stop that right now

"Rectum,
Damn near killed 'em"


or

Phil McCraken

lines from 'friday' are great.

Ezal: you can have your knife back cause I steal I don't kill.

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Reverend: What we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins.
Smokey: Well round here, between Normandy and Weston, we call this here a little twenty twen twen...
Craig Jones: Right...
Smokey: Nigga...
Reverend: Give me a little for my cataracts.
Smokey: You didn't put in on this man.

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Dad: Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.

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Smokey: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.

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Smokey: I got mind control over Deebo. When he say shut up - I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again.

The Irn Bru advertisement on the telly just now

'Look at Raoul bouncing up and down!'

The Irn Bru advertisement on the telly just now

'Look at Raoul bouncing up and down!'

At my work the old reach around is performed before the ass phucking . I think thats why I'm so hated ,I prefer being kissed first . But thats just me .

@hobbes , thats great one of the warehouse's best lines "wrecked him" ? :D