Don't google 'fleshlight' :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by baz
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Don't google 'fleshlight' :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by baz
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Don't think about an elephant.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You just made me think about our Ben doing his elephant/trousers joke on Dave's magic video.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
So, strictly speaking, I didn't :smilie4:
What's his elephant/trousers joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
legendary feel and freedom and only £24.99 :snooty:
I can do as i wish and have it when I want, great shag! :naughty:
I thought you watched it :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
It's where the joker turns his pockets inside out (to act as 'ears') and the proceeds to pull his penis out of the zip (to act as a trunk).
Note that this joke falls short of being realistic if you've not got a cawk like a baby's arm - or if the jokee has, in fact, seen an elephant before.
My word, who would have thought it, the full elephant you say. How could I not have known.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Our Ben doing it was the first time I'd ever seen it.
Living the sheltered life I have :snooty:
Just keep reminding her about your honest intention at least with your actions. i have the same problem for years and i really love her company, but i was able to successfully control it or should i say control the things going out of hand like you said for years, and up unitl now we enjoy great company. ^_^
This board needs a problem page. manker should be the official board agony aunt :smilie4: