Worst gift you ever received and given...

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by jimbo12345

Maybe worse thinking my nan was a bit perverted.

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She probably meant for you to use them on other girls.

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Threemonths later i was told i was gonna be a father...not to my nan...thats just wrong.

Maybe should have bought another variety, as on later inspection of the box, stated "not to be used for contaception"

oxymoron...like Internet, not for porn"

Worst present I ever got was when CrabGirl bought me a book on the finer points of grammar for my birthday earlier this year ... talk about trying to teach Grandma to suck eggs (no offence, jimbo).

(Only joking, me dear - it was a great read and some parts had me in stitches ... maybe a bit sad to admit that :unsure:).

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You found a grammar book funny? Care to elaborate on which parts. Though simile is close to smile....

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

I bought my missus a vegetable steamer once. It's still in the box :dabs:

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U r a bloke!??:unsure:

Ooops!

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Originally Posted by jimbo

You found a grammar book funny? Care to elaborate on which parts. Though simile is close to smile....

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Yeah, sure - if you fix up your quote box.

It's particularly untidy atm.

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Originally Posted by jimbo12345

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

I bought my missus a vegetable steamer once. It's still in the box :dabs:

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U r a bloke!??:unsure:

Ooops!

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Yeah, so stop PMing me for pics, fag :ermm:

lolz

nvm

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by jimbo

You found a grammar book funny? Care to elaborate on which parts. Though simile is close to smile....

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Yeah, sure - if you fix up your quote box.

It's particularly untidy atm.

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I dont know how to....being a nOOb.

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Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420

You should have left it as "fix up your qute box". Sounds dirty. :naughty:

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It does sound quite rude ... altho' I was talking to the horse-penetrator :pinch:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by jimbo12345

U r a bloke!??:unsure:

Ooops!

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Yeah, so stop PMing me for pics, fag :ermm:

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From a guy with Barbie written twice and fluff all over his comment box, and a flag highlighting the many colours in the homosexual spectrum....i'll just smile.

hypocrite

I'm wasted here :emo: