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Originally posted by the_faceman@25 June 2003 - 18:34
he should just keep a bottle of ketchup with him at all times, and if said incident occurs, spray liberally around the mower and himself, and lie on the ground screaming.
beware though, as pointed out in "Astro-Lawns: Keeping Up With The Jones - A Guide" that if the tape screws up in such a way that the tape fast forwards, resulting in a high-pitched whine, then the only solution to avoid embarrassment, is to run around the garden at extreme speed with the mower, chasing scantily clad ladies, humming the tune from "Benny Hill".
:P
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