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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes.
Spoiler: ShowNothing. You already told her twice :pinch:
Sorry about that one. :dabs:
What's Pink and Hard.
Spoiler: ShowA pig with a flick-knife.
A penguin walks into a bar and ask's the barman "Have you seen my brother"
The barman replies "What does he look like?"
A man walked in to a bar and said ouch
My mate lived in a tyre,then he got a puncture,he now lives in a flat.
How do you catch a rabbit?
Stand outside it's burrow and make a noise like a lettuce.
I chuckled :earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
It started me thinking reflectively upon the sounds of vegetables. Potatoes would be all like "thunk" whereas lettuce would sound a bit like seaweed. Celery would be a snappy scrapey sound and asparagus would sound like a sword being unsheathed.
Cucumber would make a popping sound.