My Wife Is An Excellent Cook...

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Originally Posted by Septimus

Good for you

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No, not really. Too much butter.


-bd

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

However, she uses more butter than the French. My heart just slapped the fork out of my hand. Can you eat asparagus with a straw? I suppose I can
slurp up the Hollandaise sauce.


-bd :dabs:

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Sounds like she's got a little something on her mind :naughty:. No, not killing you and collecting the insurance money. Asparagus makes sperm taste nicer, and acts as an aphrodisiac apparently :yup:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

However, she uses more butter than the French. My heart just slapped the fork out of my hand. Can you eat asparagus with a straw? I suppose I can
slurp up the Hollandaise sauce.


-bd :dabs:

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Sounds like she's got a little something on her mind :naughty:. No, not killing you and collecting the insurance money. Asparagus makes sperm taste nicer, and acts as an aphrodisiac apparently :yup:

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Oh, happy happy...joy joy. You have made my night, Squeamous. Thank you, dear.


Peace, Paul :happy:

You just have to give her a knowing wink when she sets it down in front of you and say something suave like 'I know what you're after. Why don't we leave this in the oven and come back to it later? :naughty:'

And can you come back and tell us where she puts the dinner plate? :happy:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

You just have to give her a knowing wink when she sets it down in front of you and say something suave like 'I know what you're after. Why don't we leave this in the oven and come back to it later? :naughty:'

And can you come back and tell us where she puts the dinner plate? :happy:

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:naughty: :blushing: :wub:

-bd

:hug:

:glag:

im not married yet:)

and she misses an excellent cawk

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Originally Posted by formos

im not married yet:)

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J-dye is single and ready to mingle. If you're looking. :naughty:


-bd