What to do when your g/f is horny as hell and you can't see her till Sunday?

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Strange euphemism :unsure:

P.S. "cybersex" is wanking on the phone. Doesn't sound so glamourous now, eh?

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Your showing your age. Webcam > phone.


-bd

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Oh hang on, that's phone sex.

Cybersex is wanking whilst on teh pc tpying with onne hnad...

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/fixed


-bd

@Squeamus: Nah, she was all like "yo arsehole, I've got a boyfriend.. Get the fuck away from me, like." :yes:

Yeah, I said that to someone once, and he became my husband :eyebrows:.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Yeah, I said that to someone once, and he became my husband :eyebrows:.

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:lol:


-bd

:fear:

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Originally Posted by benchez

Buy her a small orange dildo with a picture of popeye on it. To remind her of you. :smilie4:

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deja vu :dabs:

tra you can try mutual masturbation , sometimes it works :unsure:

I told ya, we had cybersecks.. :lol: Was quite funny actually..

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Originally Posted by tralalala

:glag:

Actually she claimed to shove off someone today who tried to kiss her.. How orsum is that? :D

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destroy him.