Talking in your sleep

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I think the lady underestimated the depths of depravity in a man's mind :unsure:. I have this mental image of her waking up in the morning with a perforated ear drum and an inexplicably sore ringpiece.

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arse-to-ear >*

Ear-to-arse shirley? :unsure:

as long as it gets filthy and i can slap them around the face with it when im finished.

:blink::sick:

you love it.

I've never tried it :unsure:.

would you like to? you're tempted, don't lie :smilie4:

I doubt the addition of shit smearing and earlatio would make it any better than your standard face-thwacking, but what the hell. Know anyone willing to oblige?

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I doubt the addition of shit smearing and earlatio would make it any better than your standard face-thwacking, but what the hell. Know anyone willing to oblige?

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...if you're going to force me :rolleyes:

If? :unsure: