Re: Crabgirl's Wine Poem Thread
Our throats take it all.
Ears too
but white wine & mojito
(no finish)
Re: Crabgirl's Wine Poem Thread
Grape Juice
Must
Become Wine
Re: Crabgirl's Wine Poem Thread
Wine then beer, feeling queer.
Beer then wine, feeling fine.
Re: Crabgirl's Wine Poem Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Mr. Mulder
do a poewim about mojitos.
It's not about Mojitos, but nothing rhymes with mojito :snooty:
Mulder many things had writ
The board did much esteem his wit
And call for some poetick works
To celebrate the one who lurks
On the net, his cock in hand
He shoots from his private stand
His dart of such prodigious length
It pierces the collective conscience thro'
And deep transfixes our bosoms too
Some lines more pitiful than the rest
Begging perchance to see our breasts
Makes Skweeky do what's not so smart
Profess her love upon her heart
(apologies to the memory of Jonathan Swift for the blatant plagiarism :unsure:)
Re: Crabgirl's Wine Poem Thread
Re: Crabgirl's Wine Poem Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by
JPaul
Grape Juice
Must
Become Wine
:glag:
quality lol
Re: Crabgirl's Wine Poem Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Squeamous
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Mr. Mulder
do a poewim about mojitos.
It's not about Mojitos, but nothing rhymes with mojito :snooty:
Mulder many things had writ
The board did much esteem his wit
And call for some poetick works
To celebrate the one who lurks
On the net, his cock in hand
He shoots from his private stand
His dart of such prodigious length
It pierces the collective conscience thro'
And deep transfixes our bosoms too
Some lines more pitiful than the rest
Begging perchance to see our breasts
Makes Skweeky do what's not so smart
Profess her love upon her heart
(apologies to the memory of Jonathan Swift for the blatant plagiarism :unsure:)
that was beautiful :cry:
Re: Crabgirl's Wine Poem Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Mr. Mulder
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Squeamous
It's not about Mojitos, but nothing rhymes with mojito :snooty:
Mulder many things had writ
The board did much esteem his wit
And call for some poetick works
To celebrate the one who lurks
On the net, his cock in hand
He shoots from his private stand
His dart of such prodigious length
It pierces the collective conscience thro'
And deep transfixes our bosoms too
Some lines more pitiful than the rest
Begging perchance to see our breasts
Makes Skweeky do what's not so smart
Profess her love upon her heart
(apologies to the memory of Jonathan Swift for the blatant plagiarism :unsure:)
that was beautiful :cry:
Were you twisting your nipples as you posted that, Mulder.
-bd :sly:
Re: Crabgirl's Wine Poem Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by
JPaul
Grape Juice
Must
Become Wine
I love that.
Especially as Must is grape juice, but you did that on purpose didnt you. Fab.
Re: Crabgirl's Wine Poem Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by
CrabGirl
Quote:
Originally Posted by
JPaul
Grape Juice
Must
Become Wine
I love that.
Especially as Must is grape juice, but you did that on purpose didnt you. Fab.
You know it, girlfriend.
You were my muse for 5 words of poetic genious.
True story.