What it's like to be a man...

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you're not a man till you've mouthed off at a barman in a bowling ally bar with a childrens party in ear shot and then turned the whole situation around and gotten a free drink out of it :snooty: ...youporns a start though, spankwire and redtube are better :yup:

i give it another two days before Squeamous is sat in her pants watching The 300 and eating a brick of jelly because its there and feels like bewb.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Youporn is free.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

My OH has gone away, so I have no-one to look after. As such I haven't had a square meal for 3 days, am slightly pissed and today caught myself eating porridge out of the pan to 'save on washing up', while blowing all my cash on internet shopping and searching Youporn.

If there's much more to it than that I'd like to hear it :snooty:

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I know, silly. However, she implied that she paid for it.

-bd

So you say. :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

i give it another two days before Squeamous is sat in her pants watching The 300 and eating a brick of jelly because its there and feels like bewb.

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:glag:

No chance. If I wanted boob I'd go out and get me some, like a proper man :shifty:

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

My OH has gone away, so I have no-one to look after. As such I haven't had a square meal for 3 days, am slightly pissed and today caught myself eating porridge out of the pan to 'save on washing up', while blowing all my cash on internet shopping and searching Youporn.

If there's much more to it than that I'd like to hear it :snooty:

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I know, silly. However, she implied that she paid for it.

-bd

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Well I do have to pay for my broadband :yup:

Have you tried weeing standing up yet?

There's another way? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I know, silly. However, she implied that she paid for it.

-bd

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Well I do have to pay for my broadband :yup:

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You don't steal your neighbor's wireless? Amateur.


-bd

What is this new magic you speak of...wireless?