Dress up like a girl put on some sleep inducing lip stick and kiss her. Once you've dragged her motionless body off to a secluded area, have some fun ;)
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Dress up like a girl put on some sleep inducing lip stick and kiss her. Once you've dragged her motionless body off to a secluded area, have some fun ;)
You're a little bit scary :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanka113
Just show her your penis Mouldy, that should do it. Although I would give it a shave first, no lady likes stubble rash.
i shaved my balls yesterday, true story :smilie4:
Yeah, she looks like she could get down that far :yup:
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Originally Posted by Squeamous
Agreed. Show her the peen.
Hello Skweeky!
Have you been making full use of The Penis in my absence, old bean?
Naturally! I have been spanking it every day.
Oh no! I bet it's worn to a stump :(.
No no, I've been making him work out. Dumbells and everything.