Nah the girl had her own apartment and sadly she had my real number cuz well she was a nurse and she had access to my file :pinch: ( went there for a routine checkup )Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Nah the girl had her own apartment and sadly she had my real number cuz well she was a nurse and she had access to my file :pinch: ( went there for a routine checkup )Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Oh my God, that is a real abuse of position, you poor thing!! I wouldn't use a number unless someone gave it to me in person. She should really have known better :hug:
J-dye, Squeamous asked for a man's opinion- not just someone who had been fingered in the ass. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by hoktavio
I cannot tell a lie, I am that 'friend'. Although I took artistic licence with the truth a little for comedy purposes.
It was his cock not his finger.
No, no, I'm still joking, srsly!!
Or am I? :shifty:
It just it all depends on what the finger smelled like afterwards...
That makes more sense on why she never heard of from the guy :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Or maybe she will again when the guys pop-sickle wants some action.
It's impossible to tell, you did once say your other half collected lord of the rings figures or something like that, so it was really just a matter of time before you left him. But you do seem a bit geeky as well, so you might be into that sort of thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Leaving him and killing him are two different things. Maybe she was asked to dress up as gollum for cosplay?
Nah, it can't be that, that would just be dressing in a loin cloth and the make up of a goth. He probably asked her to put on a beard and carry an axe and things got out of hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
I've gone all geeky now, glad I didn't say anything about her just having shaved her feet, so frodo wasn't an option.
A British girl who does anal- what's not to love? You don't even have to look at the bad teeth while doing her... :P