Self-aware internet...

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Now of course, after pointing out that there is a gooey center to that hairy, wildeyed, wopped Gaelic outer, he is going to have to go out of his way to prove me wrong.

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Oh, you and I both know he's just as soft and cuddly as, well..

Well...

Ummmmm....


Aaaaaahhhhhh.....

Piece of bubblegum chewed by an alcoholic on a whiskey bender, spit out on an unswept floor in an old barbershop (red-hair and dust bunny speckles stuck to it, if applicable*). :wub:


*Oh, wouldn't it be a treat to learn Chalice is actually ginger... :O

I'm actually rather mousey. I was born bright blonde, but because most of my mates had dark hair, I actively willed myself into a light brown, slightly unmanageable affair.

I started going grey at about 15 and now (at 37) have a discernible yet distinguished widow's peak with an ever widening penalty spot on the crown. This concerned me until I stopped looking in mirrors.

Apart from that, or maybe because of it, I'm otherwise pretty fucking beautiful to look at.

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Not that bad just yet.

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Originally Posted by chavis

I stopped looking in mirrors.

I'm otherwise pretty fucking beautiful to look at.

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Given that no 3rd party claims seem to be have been made, there is an inherent contradiction present. I'm not inclined to believe you ever owned a mirror.