Every man is a dick

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Originally Posted by Squeams

I don't have a cat. Or anything that approximates one

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It's alright.
I'll just whip out my guyliner and draw some whiskers on you.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I don't have a cat. Or anything that approximates one :unsure:

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Selfish and lazy? Has nothing better to do than either lie around the house waiting to be fed or go out at night and make you stay up until all hours wondering what he's gotten up to.
And I thought you said that you were married?:unsure:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Artemis

It's actually Megabyteme you can thank for the helpful hints on how to pickup wimminz, he was trying to get the eternal virgin to set his sights a bit lower, by generally hunting for the weak in the herd, although I do have a more than sneaking suspicion that MBM was speaking from personal experience and that perhaps more than one notch on his belt was simply unable to run walk hobble whip out the disabled person sign in time.

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:lol:
I think you're too polite, it's more than a sneaking suspicion. The man's a menace.

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1337 paint skillz :01:

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I, for one, find it sad that you two are so quick to express your discriminatory practices. Scum. :ermm:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Squeams

I don't have a cat. Or anything that approximates one

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It's alright.
I'll just whip out my guyliner and draw some whiskers on you.

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:glag:

Genious.

I'm glad you don't consider me a dick Squeamous, but I suspect you are in the minority. :eyebrows:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Squeams

I don't have a cat. Or anything that approximates one

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It's alright.
I'll just whip out my guyliner and draw some whiskers on you.

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Don't bother, I'll just leave off the Joleen for a few days.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I don't have a cat. Or anything that approximates one :unsure:

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Selfish and lazy? Has nothing better to do than either lie around the house waiting to be fed or go out at night and make you stay up until all hours wondering what he's gotten up to.
And I thought you said that you were married?:unsure:

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I don't think Manker would want to finger my ex-husband's sweaty, hairy arsehole, although I'm prepared to stand corrected...

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I'm glad you don't consider me a dick Squeamous, but I suspect you are in the minority. :eyebrows:

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Oh hai Ben :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Mulder once sent me a picture of his cawk which was unexpected and a bit like eye rape, but overall a positive experience.

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there's plenty more where that came from you interwebs backdoors i'd very much like to smash in!!1

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I don't know, it looked like there was about as much of it as there was ever likely to be :unsure:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Think about it: good with maths, ability to drone on and on with meticulous verbosity on subjects of no interest to anyone else, obsessive attention to detail, able to function socially only through a series of learned routines rather than through any real empathy. I could go on but suffice it to say:

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There's a misconception in there, I have understood real empathy but believe I lost it somewhere along the way. I am also a fan of Dustin Hoffman, here is another movie photo of him.

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It was probably late onset autism.

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This is too much generalization. Even for the Lounge.

I disagree, you can never have too much generalisation, ESPECIALLY in the lounge. You're just pissed because I indirectly called you a dick. Which makes you a dick.

Stop that misquoting me thing. Ewe know it turns me on. :naughty: