E-learning Sex torrent site

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Originally Posted by n00bz0r

Step 1 - Get a real job.
Step 2 - Save Money.
Step 3 - Buy a few packs of condoms.
Step 4 - Pay a hooker to teach you the basics.

Step 5 - Improvise. Adjust and perfect the 'skills'.

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You lost me on the first two steps... :idunno:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by n00bz0r

Step 1 - Get a real job.
Step 2 - Save Money.
Step 3 - Buy a few packs of condoms.
Step 4 - Pay a hooker to teach you the basics.

Step 5 - Improvise. Adjust and perfect the 'skills'.

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You lost me on the first two steps... :idunno:

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If the OP is gonna ask his mum to pay for condoms and hookers, the first two points become irrelevant.

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Originally Posted by n00bz0r

If the OP is gonna ask his mum to pay for condoms and hookers, the first two points become irrelevant.

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I hear the OP's mom buys 'em in bulk...:whistling

theplace is actually very good for this. I've picked up quite a few things on there which, when intertwining them into previous positive behavior and leaving out of the more negative traits, helped me a lot. I used to have a lot of trouble with self confidence around women which I was interested in. It's hard to let go off, but it minuscule now compared to 5 years ago. I actually got more from reading the forums there than actually downloading torrents.

IMO the most important things to learn are:

Never allow a woman you are interested in to put you in the friends zone unless circumstances surrounding your relationship demand it. It is quite often a life sentence.
Don't hide your true intentions from the get go. That used to be my mistake, because of my shyness around women in general.
Read about and teach yourself body massage techniques, specific pressure points etc. (a bit easier when actually in a relationship). Magic fingers do wonders.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by n00bz0r

If the OP is gonna ask his mum to pay for condoms and hookers, the first two points become irrelevant.

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I hear the OP's mom buys 'em in bulk...:whistling

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That's funny. She's never asked me to wear one.

well... pornolab anyone?

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all sorts of torrents on sex

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Originally Posted by Funkin'

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I hear the OP's mom buys 'em in bulk...:whistling

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That's funny. She's never asked me to wear one.

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Probably stocking up on the condoms to finally pass em on to the 'heir(s)' and hoping they won't make the same mistake(s)? :whistling:

Thare are reason why God invented Whores.

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Originally Posted by hungrylilboy

Thare are reason why God invented Whores.

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..and there is a reason why elementary education is free.

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Originally Posted by n00bz0r

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Originally Posted by hungrylilboy

Thare are reason why God invented Whores.

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..and there is a reason why elementary education is free.

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What a fantastic business idea!!! Teaching people stuff whilst having sex.. its a sure fire winner, any backers out there?

Joillin