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Oh yes, Old Bean, we all know about you and the "potato" of the fermented variety.Quote:
Originally posted by J'Pol@18 July 2004 - 15:24
My weapon of choice is the potato.
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The "potato" fortifies the soul and the bottle is a nice bludgeoning instrument.
Yes.Quote:
Originally posted by J'Pol@18 July 2004 - 12:31
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Do you think he fires entire potatoes.
I first built a basic model out of off-the-shelf PVC plumbing, with a piezo-electric igniter, powered by AquaNet hairspray.
I bevel-cut the muzzle to auto-trim/form the potato.
It would shoot a spud 1500 feet easily, take out a car windshield at 75 feet (90 degree impact), and, if you shoot it after dusk, you could see two foot flame at the muzzle.
I still have it in the back of the closet.
Quite a bit of fun; moreso when combined with even minimal quantities of apple.
I smell a comeback:
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If you've ever taken a beer to a job interview, you might be a redneck.
If your family tree does not branch, you might be a redneck
But most importantly, if you have ever constructed a weapon from off-the-shelf PVC plumbing, with a piezo-electric igniter and powered by AquaNet hairspray for the sole purpose of putting out car windows with a starchy tuber......You might be a redneck!
Yeah, but Jeff hires his done.Quote:
Originally posted by hobbes@18 July 2004 - 12:53
I smell a comeback:
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If you've ever taken a beer to a job interview, you might be a redneck.
If your family tree does not branch, you might be a redneck
But most importantly, if you have ever constructed a weapon from off-the-shelf PVC plumbing, with a piezo-electric igniter and powered by AquaNet hairspray for the sole purpose of putting out car windows with a starchy tuber......You might be a redneck!
I can build them myself. :D
Oh yes, Old Bean, we all know about you and the "potato" of the fermented variety.Quote:
Originally posted by hobbes+18 July 2004 - 18:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 18 July 2004 - 18:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-J'Pol@18 July 2004 - 15:24
My weapon of choice is the potato.
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The "potato" fortifies the soul and the bottle is a nice bludgeoning instrument. [/b][/quote]
Oh no, no, no. With my Irish heritage the potato is for eating purposes only.
T'Apple, that's the lad you want to ferment.
The Irish potato famine, probably a big reason I am an American, not an a citizen of the UK.
This seems very reasonable to me although neighbours might complain about the body parts deposited on their lawns.Quote:
Originally posted by hobbes@18 July 2004 - 17:21
As for people coming to my front door, it simply explodes on contact.
I assume it would be considered absolutely out of order to biff any one with a bald eagle. :01:
This seems very reasonable to me although neighbours might complain about the body parts deposited on their lawns.Quote:
Originally posted by Biggles+18 July 2004 - 21:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Biggles @ 18 July 2004 - 21:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@18 July 2004 - 17:21
As for people coming to my front door, it simply explodes on contact.
I assume it would be considered absolutely out of order to biff any one with a bald eagle. :01:[/b][/quote]
Yes, you can "flip the bird"
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but you cannot hit someone with it.
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This seems very reasonable to me although neighbours might complain about the body parts deposited on their lawns.Quote:
Originally posted by Biggles+19 July 2004 - 00:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Biggles @ 19 July 2004 - 00:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@18 July 2004 - 17:21
As for people coming to my front door, it simply explodes on contact.
I assume it would be considered absolutely out of order to biff any one with a bald eagle. :01: [/b][/quote]
How often do you see someone with a bald eagle.
Think it through man, don't just jump in.
(Please note how I joined the words some and one, to make the new word, someone. You may wish to try the same thing with the words any and one. It's a matter for you.)
S'me :)Quote:
Originally posted by hobbes@18 July 2004 - 18:24
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