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Yes I have that time too (at the time of the above posting).
I will add that having researched the mental agility of a Fly it is possible that this will need to be attempted more than once.
May I suggest a "Best Of 3" aproach?
I will now travel utilising my automobile to the Nearest curry house to obtain said Fly's.
Jonno :cool:
Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet.
Chinese Proverb
You must lose a fly to catch a trout.
George Herbert (1593 - 1633)
Ok so I used 1 Fly.
I followed all instructions given earlier.
Notes:
Fly is bugger to catch when you let it go.
Rubber glove smells funny.
Do not switch on FEC with wet hand, this leads to a resulting electric shock, which is kind of ironic.
Findings:
Fly most definitely had heart attack after I shouted as it suddenly stopped buzzing just before I threw it.
When said Fly made contact with FEC there was a loud crackling noise.
The Fly then dropped to the ground.
At this point I came to the conclusion the experiment failed, upon closer inspection the Fly seemed to be twitching. I put this down to electricty still flowing causing the nerves to react.
After approx: 84.9 seconds the Fly without warning suddely flew up out of my hand and promtly landed on my sandwich at which point I splattered it's brains with a newspaper and threw my sandwich to the birds.
Thus proving that my theory is sound but Fly's are still very fucking annoying.
Thank you for your interest.
:w00t:
Jonno :cool:
:lol:
Jonno becomes a mad scientist :ph34r:
Another step forward in the amazing world of Science
This experiment seems to have gone horribly wrong, there is a huge swam of flys outside my house all carrying what seem to be tiny picket signs :huh:
Hang on...................
.................I don't believe it, one of them only has a minimegaphone, most interesting.
Most interesting indeed.
I'm going to open the door and squirt them with fly spray.
Jonno :cool:
The spray did'nt work, it seemed like they lifted there wings in order to catch the spray.
Maybe some kind of deoderant?
I'm not sure what to do now as there seem to be Fly's chaining theselfs to shelf brackets in some form of protest :huh:
Jonno :cool:
Your last house burnt down mysteriously
what now?
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