dear god! is this allowed?

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Originally Posted by TheDave

its no innuendo. they go so far as to say use a mirror and a warm bed or bath

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A mirror? Um...it's not like I get turned on by looking at my own private parts. And every donkey knows that doing that in water is a bad idea because it causes uncumfortable friction :lol:


Are they taking the piss?

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Originally Posted by Skweeky1

A mirror? Um...it's not like I get turned on by looking at my own private parts. And every donkey knows that doing that in water is a bad idea because it causes uncumfortable friction :lol:


Are they taking the piss?

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Donkey's fingering in a bath???? :blink:

Took your medicines this morning, dear???? :unsure:

I'm having problems visionising Philip Schofield talking about that, no wonder he's gone so grey :lol:

Jonno :cool:

Philip Schofield is above the age of 90 and is there for forbidden to talk or engage in any sexual act – unless it’s with that puppet he selfishly kidnapped years ago :no:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Philip Schofield is above the age of 90 and is there for forbidden to talk or engage in any sexual act – unless it’s with that puppet he selfishly kidnapped years ago :no:

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Was it him who kidnapped Andi Peters :ohmy:

I heard the toys got him :shifty:

toys :ermm:

http://www.thebubbleburst.co.uk/gordonthegopher/old.jpg

poor Gordon, what has become of you? other than a wanking aid for mr Schofield :no:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Philip Schofield is above the age of 90 and is there for forbidden to talk or engage in any sexual act – unless it’s with that puppet he selfishly kidnapped years ago :no:

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OMG thats what happend to Gordon teh Gopher?

No wonder he squeaked :helpsmili

Jonno :cool:

The use of mirrors for masturbation purposes?

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