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Originally Posted by missie
Anyone would think that you conjure up reasons to get them to your place :shifty:
While watching that pitiful performance by Man U, I managed to eat 14 mini-bars of Kinder chocolate. I think my Mam bought them for the baby, but they're prolly bad for his teeth.
Got any spare?
Someone ate my last wonka bar. :fist:
did you know the Grand Prix isn't just cars?
it's snooker too! :O :unsure:
and old trafford isnt just football!
hmm, I've had a craving for Curly Wurly all week, but haven't had the chance to go to the shops
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Originally Posted by missie
I've eaten all but two of the bars. You can have them as I'm feeling a bit sick.
Speaking of which, a little while ago I ate two of the white chocolate Wonka bars when I returned from the pub. I don't remember how they tasted, initially, but they made cider spew taste alrite, like.
Charming :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Criminal waste of good chocolate.
sounds ace, i hate cider spew
hate is such a strong word ....
Gem if now is your morning are you really an Aussie or are you just lazy:)
i didnt read anything besides the topic title, was i only meant to post in the morning ??
ps. i dont think im aussie, unless my parents aint telling me something ....
Post whenever. Mornings are foul at whatever time of the day. Either you are experiencing the morning in all its hideousness, or there is another morning looming, casting a shadow of fear and dread over all. The only time you are safe is at precisely 12 noon.
car booty is on the telly, which can only mean it's morningish :01:
I'm safe! (its 1200 on MY clock!)
:edit. now I'm not.
I got stuck in the huge industrial bin again this morn.
It's a bloody health risk, I tells ya. :fist:
Told you it wasn't the place to get rid of your assistant's corpse. :shifty:
I would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for my lack of height and me workmates laughing and pointing.
Got a good crack on me head on the way out too. :pinch:
Damn Gemby's compulsion to constantly smite me. :fist:
Just generally not a morning person then?Quote:
Originally Posted by missie
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Don't even breath in my circle of terror before 11am.
I take stampy tantrums, dontcha know. :fist:
I've been drugged, fed and deserted.
Fecking Meals on Wheels isn't what it used to be. :unsure:
Some kind of euphamism?:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by missie
It'd be a really bad one. :blink:
Even by your standards.
My standards for most things are very low
I know.
I've tried your tea and your nacho's. :sick:
well there would have been bread had someone not bought a fly infested loaf
Didn't want to insult the looocal people by getting the Hovis.
You ate it anyway, tramp. :snooty:
no i didn't, gypo
Yesh you did, scotbag.
You even put pig between it. :snooty:
no, i didnt, the pig was served on its own, scotbag
I know, but I've never been a big eater
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Originally Posted by missie
"scotbag?"
Explain Missie :dry:
she's a fool, means to say scrotbag, which I've explained to the daft mare doesnt make sense anyway!
http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/1969/bagpipe3ea.jpg :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
They are indeed Scotbags - but they are lovesome and sweet :blushing:Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
I suspect Bo might have a more plausible explanation.
she means scrotal sac, but is confused by the fact that scrot MEANS bag in effect, so she's saying bagbag, scotbag was a typo
I knows what I mean, scotbag. :fist:
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Originally Posted by missie
The bagpipes shall have their revenge
(probably first thing in the morning too :shifty: )
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Originally Posted by Biggles
What kinda tattooist's do you have in Scrotland? :blink:
I think they are mainly like Gordon RamseyQuote:
Originally Posted by missie
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Military ones in EdinburughQuote:
Originally Posted by missie
Your coat, sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by gripper103.2