Cold remedies please....

kinda

we haven't had much snow here for years. when i was yay high we made igloos. for the last few years we've struggled with snowballs :(

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we haven't had much snow here for years. when i was yay high we made igloos. for the last few years we've struggled with snowballs :(

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It's that global warming wots to blame. Fo'sure. When I was a little Blyth, me mammy and I had ter dig ourselves out o the house. I remember sinking up to me knees in snow. In the good ol' days you could mek a whole family of Snowmen, and not have to go rootling around the tops of car wheels to have enough left to chuck at yer mates. :lol:

whoa. it's all dry out, like a desert or something :fear:

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whoa. it's all dry out, like a desert or something :fear:

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Is blizzards here. Can't see out the windows. Getting a bit scared. :unsure:

lucky cow :(

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lucky cow :(

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When the night falls and the wolves come howling round my window you won't think I'm so lucky. :cry:

at least it'll be an adventure. i just got a nippy day :fist:

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at least it'll be an adventure. i just got a nippy day :fist:

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Better get me big red duffle coat and head off to me nans' house, skipping through the wildwoods, stopping at the woodcutters' along the way. Tra la la la la! (been nice knowing ya'll)

:unsure: you taking the piss? :ermm:

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:unsure: you taking the piss? :ermm:

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Nope! The wolves are gonna get me when I next go to the shop. I'm running out of tabs... I have to venture out sometime soon and run the glowing-eyed canine gauntlet. I can see them milling around by the lamppost outside, looking expectantly up at my window.

do they really have wolves in wales :unsure:

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I think I will join you in lurking grumpily, how come a half inch of snow made everyone, except me, late for work.

For half an hour I had to make my own tea and answer the phones :@

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It's an excuse to stay in bed for a while longer. I don't have that excuse as I'm working from home today. I could say that I was trapped by half an inch of snow surrounding my bedroom, but seeing as my pc is in here with me, I don't think it would work!

manker, if I paid you, could you make me tea and screen my calls? I have deadlines today and people are chasing me.:cry:

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Sure, it wouldn't be me personally but I've a useless office junior who makes nice tea, fails to post my post but has awesome tits.

She could do it :01:

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do they really have wolves in wales :unsure:

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:dabs:

you herd

Flock off.

sowwy :cry:

I thought we were going to have a conversation using collective nouns in lieu of verbs :dabs:

i don't watt that means

Herd instead of heard, flock instead of fuck ... .

Anyhow, rod off :P

wierd ellipsis

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It's an excuse to stay in bed for a while longer. I don't have that excuse as I'm working from home today. I could say that I was trapped by half an inch of snow surrounding my bedroom, but seeing as my pc is in here with me, I don't think it would work!

manker, if I paid you, could you make me tea and screen my calls? I have deadlines today and people are chasing me.:cry:

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Sure, it wouldn't be me personally but I've a useless office junior who makes nice tea, fails to post my post but has awesome tits.

She could do it :01:

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As long as she can screen pissed-off people and fetch me things on demand, she's hired.

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I thought we were going to have a conversation using collective nouns in lieu of verbs :dabs:

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Won't happen. I have my Pride you know. :lol:

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wierd ellipsis

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JP thinks it's a tad elaborate but if I use one on the end of a sentence, I add a space and a full stop :happy:

He's rubbish at ellipses anyway.

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Sure, it wouldn't be me personally but I've a useless office junior who makes nice tea, fails to post my post but has awesome tits.

She could do it :01:

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As long as she can screen pissed-off people and fetch me things on demand, she's hired.

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She often has trouble doing the buttons up on her blouse. So she may have a little trouble.

Unless the blouse thing is intentional :shifty:

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I thought we were going to have a conversation using collective nouns in lieu of verbs :dabs:

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Won't happen. I have my Pride you know. :lol:

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Pride isn't a verb - disqualified!

/me can't think of any more atm :dabs:

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Won't happen. I have my Pride you know. :lol:

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Pride isn't a verb - disqualified!

/me can't think of any more atm :dabs:

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Shit, and I'm meant to be the professional. Going to go and feed myself to the wolves in shame.

Believe me, the blouse thing is definately intenshunal. Unless she is poor, chavesque and buys shoddily made, poor quality, market-stall togs.

Pay the poor thing more, you tight bastard. She needs new clothes. :angry:

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Pride isn't a verb - disqualified!

/me can't think of any more atm :dabs:

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Shit, and I'm meant to be the professional. Going to go and feed myself to the wolves in shame.

Believe me, the blouse thing is definately intenshunal. Unless she is poor, chavesque and buys shoddily made, poor quality, market-stall togs.

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well manker pays her wages

No I don't, she's on a yoof training scheme :fist:

another reason why you won't fire her, she costs nowt :rolleyes:


edit: fixeded rwice

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another reason why you won't fire her, she costs nowt :rolleyes:


edit: fixeded rwice

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I already had two very good reasons :naughty:

i hope she's one of those all men are bastards type feminists and finds this thread. you'd be so unemployed :pinch:

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No I don't, she's on a yoof training scheme :fist:

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Makes you a sleazy ol' perve then don't it! :lol: :lol:

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i hope she's one of those all men are bastards type feminists and finds this thread. you'd be so unemployed :pinch:

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That's why I don't like people irl knowing I'm manker on the interweb :unsure:

speaking of booleans as variables rawks


did i just mix up languages then?

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No I don't, she's on a yoof training scheme :fist:

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Makes you a sleazy ol' perve then don't it! :lol: :lol:

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They sent three seventeen year olds, two female one male. All first year college drop-outs and virtually useless to me apart from for tea-making and filing -- but free.

I picked the one with the biggest tits. Any sane bloke would have done the same :schnauz:

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speaking of booleans as variables rawks


did i just mix up languages then?

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Dvb :smilie4:

well, i spoke as if there was a scale of unemployedness. lyke you'd be very unemployed. rly one can be unemployed or not, there be no half way point or owt

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well, i spoke as if there was a scale of unemployedness. lyke you'd be very unemployed. rly one can be unemployed or not, there be no half way point or owt

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Oh yeah, you can't temper being unemployed.

Je didn't know what a boolean was :dabs:

1 or 0 i think