When you've lost something, people who say:
a. Where did you lose it?
b. It'll be in the last place you look for it.
I don't think I need to elaborate on either point... :angry:
This thread is making me angrier and angrier! :frusty:
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When you've lost something, people who say:
a. Where did you lose it?
b. It'll be in the last place you look for it.
I don't think I need to elaborate on either point... :angry:
This thread is making me angrier and angrier! :frusty:
when you've had your hair cut - "have you had your ears lowered?" :frusty:
have you had your face gheyd? :geptard:
On the flip-side, if you haven't had your hair cut...
"Are you growing your hair?" :angry:
Well, I don't know about anyone else, but my hair just sort of grows itself, I don't have to consciously make an effort, ya know? :geptard:
Well that one.....They mean "are purposely trying to grow it out or you just missed going to the barber."Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
RU growing your hair does sound stupid though. Insert 'trying' and it sounds better without being too literal about it.
Those 2 are the main points after 'what did you loose?'Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
"Trying" just puts an aggressive slant on the whole conversation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
e.g. "Are you trying for an Even Steven with a Temp Taper Fade at the back?" implies that you do in fact look like a geptard instead. :geptard:
Well most people don't bother with "Are you letting your hair grow for a long hairstyle?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Oh but even that "letting your hair grow" might churn your butter so one should simply say, "Are you purposely skipping haircuts?" :1eye:
I actually toyed with posting "Are you growing a beard?" as a stupid thing people say when you haven't shaved for a few days.
:lol: . My dad gets that (he use to have a full beard) and he hates it.
Phone calls to the auto spares store in which I used to work:
"Hello, Motos."
"Hello, is that Motos?"
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"Hello, Motos."
"Hello, what time to you close?"
"We close at 7."
"7 o'clock?"
(No, 7 bananas)
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"Hello, Motos."
"Hello, what time do you close?"
"7 o'clock."
"7 o'clock tonight?"
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And I've had this sort of conversation on several occasions...
"Can you give me the price for <xx part>, please?"
"I'm afraid you'll need to go to a franchised dealer for that, sir."
"Will they have one?"
"I don't know sir, you'll need to speak to the dealer."
"How much would it cost?"
"I really couldn't say, the only people that could tell you that would be the dealer."
"What would be a reasonable price for one?"
"Well, what I think is reasonable and what a dealer may charge may be two completely different figures, sir."
"What would be a rough estimate, then?"
(finally giving in) "I'd say somewhere between £15 and £500."
"That's a lot just for <xx part>"
Thankfully, I always have a beard. Had it since the Even Steven with the Temp Taper fade.:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by maebach
do you call it an Odd Barry with a Perma Taper fade?
RIFQuote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
you used this "RIf" before, yet you still haven't explained to us what it means:dabs:
Reading is fundamental. I think Busy is a secret AOLer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
People usally say are you growing a beard or acting the goat :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
"Try thinking outside the box." :angry:
Peace bd
"At the end of the day...............":frusty:
"Stepping up to the plate..........":wacko:
Yo(insert anything relevant to the post just made here)
Yopersecution :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
"Just ignore them and they'll go away."
Like fuck they will, you creepy little cock-sucking anti-sympathetic authoritarian bitchass bastard.
"Let's just be friends." :dabs:
Peace bd
"It's nothing personal...........":blink:
Simply when the repeat the same thing over and over again, if you know what i mean. Simply when the repeat the same thing over and over again, if you know what i mean.
When she says, "Don't cum in my mouth.":ermm:
Do you just dislike having to pay the extra $5?Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
Yoranoia.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
:babumdish:Quote:
Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot
When people say,
"Paper or Plastic?" (Uhg, I dunno...paper? NO PLASTIC! NO wait...Paper? Plastic. NOO!!!..........but it was too late :( )
pwned? :ph34r:Quote:
Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot
mind how you go.
only cos i find meself saying it nowadays. :unsure:
Oh is that the normal pricing structure or do you give freebies for first-timers?Quote:
Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot
"Don't touch me there".
Oh when they wake up and start screaming:01:Quote:
Originally Posted by clocker
"Do you mind waiting until tomorrow for that."
When they really mean "Fuck you, you will wait until tomorrow because I can't be arsed."
Basically any sentence that starts, "Do you mind..."
Indeed.
Also any sentence that starts "No offence, but..." or "I don't mean to be rude, but..."
"It's not raspberry ripple, it's differently abled":dabs:
I like the "No offence..." for forum use though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
For example if I wanted to insult the imaginary forum poster Togi I would say:
"No offence mate, but you're a cunt."
Just saying "Yogi, you're a cunt" will work just fine. :schnauz:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese