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Apart from the fibbing thing obviously :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
As for moi
Too numerous to mention, especially the fibbing thing :blink:
Hmmmm.Quote:
Originally Posted by hamm
I'll take that.
If you insist. :naughty:
My main sin is that I can be a real snappy bitch at times. :blushing:
Just generaly being amisrable old git.
What?Quote:
Originally Posted by sArA
No secondary sinning?
C'mon, sArA, you're a biker chick...:dry:
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Originally Posted by j2k4
I am :innocent:
I think my socials teacher is hitting on me.:ph34r: :lookaroun
Oh, we know that. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by sArA
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Originally Posted by Biggles
fibbing is for wimps, i lie. :01:
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
heh heh, i had to check i didn't type that.
even though it's sadly true. :unsure:
You hit a dog in front of me, I will break your spine and suck out the marrow.Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Just think about that the next time you want to hurt your dog, bitch.
Not kidding, not even a little bit.
Yeah, hobbes has his buttons and he ain't always friendly.Quote:
Originally Posted by twisterX
Not kidding, at all.
Runnnn!!!
A good run is better than a bad stand, anyday.Quote:
Originally Posted by twisterX
:lol:
i guess i'll run with twister
LOL, i did some stuff, nothing evil, but i did things, but see, we all change in time.
Peace.
I have nothing to confess Imma :angel1:
1. When my mother wanted to put the cat to sleep (too sick) and told me it would cost money I told her I'd take the cat out back and break his neck. She elected to put the cat to sleep, however.
2. When me and an ex-gf broke up briefly, I went and fucked 9 different women in a week (safely of course). Some were ones I knew I could call in a pinch and others were women I met that week and hooked up with.
It's one of those things I of course never talked about when we got back together.
3. On a different side, I told an ex (I was with at the time) that I had sex with the ex before her (she knew her) at the beginning of our relationship at the time. I was trying to be honest :pinch: and luckily since it was the beginning she didn't smack the shit outta me.:mellow:
4. My PS1 started fucking up soon after I bought it (way back) so I bought another. cleaned up the old one, and returned it.
5. I've switched price tags on items (but who hasn't). Mostly works on markdowns. UPCs prevent alot.
6. Bought some gutter covers. They were in a box and the check-out person didn't wanna count them. I forgot how many were in there and gave a low number. I end up getting about 13 free (I think about $4 each). Any number I gave would have been wrong. :idunno:
7. When I bought a Sony surround receiver and speakers (yeeeearz ago), they were giving a free dvd player with it. I think it was Hi-Fi.com.
It was supposed to be $600. I called 'cause I was supposed to get $25 off by ordering on the net but teh web wouldn't apply teh discount. The rep quoted me the right price ($575) but when I received the stuff I saw I was charged $475. I also sent in a coupon for 5 DVD movies free (came with the player) and got those 5....twice. Sold 4 of the extras for $10 and gave the other to a friend.
I never called to advise of the pricing error.
8. I had season tickets to the Bullets (now the Wizards) back when we had Chris Webber and games were at US Air Arena (Capital Centre for those that remember). When I went to see the Bullets play the Bulls in the playoffs (Jordan ya know) I bought tickets to the first home game and second (WHICH WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF THE BULLETS COULD'VE WON ONE FRIGGIN' GAME).
I bought tons of tickets 'cause I was going to sell them.
I gave my mother, girlfriend and aunts their tickets and me and one o my boys went to sell the other tickets. I sold 4 tickets outside (with heavy markup of course) then went in to my seat. When we get to our seat, there are folks sitting in them so after som politeness we were like, "GET THE FUCK UP!!" Security came and it seemed those us and those folks had valid tickets. Since they were already sitting we got escorted to the Bullets office.
I was pissed and was about to really lose it when......
some executive guy came out and gave us a paper ticket with handwriting on it.
Me and my boy watched the game 2 rows from the floor and sat next to Bernie Bickerstaff's daughter.:O
....turns out the whoooole mix up was 'cause my dumbass mixed in the second game's tickets with that day's tickets (a game that never happened 'cause Calbert Cheaney missed the last shot at the buzzer). I don't even know WTH I sold outside. They would be able to get a refund anyway but not for the marked up price. The execs and security never looked at the tickets close enough to see it was a different date. :lookaroun
Now tickets are scanned so that can't happen anymore. :whew:
I almost went bald when it doesn't even run in my family but ended up making a shitload of money, saw Jordan play my home team 2 rows from the floor, and got to rap to the coach's daughter.
I get the feeling you could go on and on and on.... :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
*cough...microwave...*cough...childs cinema tickets...*cough
One sin of mine, Is that I make fun of people alot to my friend. About there race, or what ever is wrong with them. I guess I don't mean it in a rude way. Im kinda like Dave Chappell, using race as comedy, not to be rude.
I make people put pity on me, just for the attenion. I really need to stop that.
I went out with my best friends girlfriend for 4 months and had sex with her more then once, and told him. aNd that wasnt the first time i went out with my friends girlfriend. The one before that I just went out with, but nothing happen.
I've made fun of my friends behide there back to make myself look better.
Thats some, can't really think right now.
Probably because you're wracked with guilt...:PQuote:
Originally Posted by asmithz
Was she impressed?Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
Did you at least give her some shopping tips? :huh:
Why would I give her shopping tips?Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
internet does not = real life , kevin :happy:
You went to an internet game? :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
I leave you befuddled and move on......Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
You are wearing my shoes, and sloppily at that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman
Even in your own footwear, you couldn't move fast enough to "leave" me...
Not with that busted knee, anyhow.
Oh, catch up then http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6266/whoosh8zb.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
My kneehab is going quite well I'll have you know. :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
I should have no problem lapping the old fella in da wawka.
I had impure thoughts
Laughed last time at a program about women with persistent sexual arousal syndrome. I'm really sorry about that. A 100 orgasms a day is nothing to snigger about:blink:
That was on here too, yesterday.
Weird.
And well, when there are children starving in the world, and people being tortured, having orgasms like all the time seems kinda' unimportant, in comparison.
Yeah but altho' unimportant, the orgasms must make the torture itself more bearable :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY