Re: The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
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Originally Posted by j2k4
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Well, then.
We seem to have established that the Granny from Melbourne, Australia, avenged her grand-daughter's honor and saved her from an unwanted pregnancy forced upon her remotely by the American state of South Dakota, which inconvenience would have somehow lawfully required her to relocate there for the sole purpose of lending propriety and credibility to vid's post?
Hooooooookay. :dry:
Well, then.
We seem to have established that the non existant Granny from Melbourne, Australia, avenged her fictitious grand-daughter's honor and saved her from an unwanted pregnancy forced upon her remotely by the American state of South Dakota, which inconvenience would have somehow lawfully required her to relocate there for the sole purpose of lending propriety and credibility to vid's post?
Hooooooookay. :lol:
This must be a forum record:lol:
Kind of makes this post even better
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Oh, FFS-
Vid magically concocts a question that doesn't exist, and you somehow divine that he has indeed asked a question, and presume to demand an answer?
How many mushrooms did you take?
:lol:
In all honesty if the story is true or not, we post hypothetically all the time. So what the heck.:P
Re: The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
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Originally Posted by vidcc
In all honesty if the story is true or not, we post hypothetically all the time. So what the heck.:P
mank3r, there's someone else who needs your condescending head patting services.
Re: The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
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Originally Posted by JPaul
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Originally Posted by vidcc
In all honesty if the story is true or not, we post hypothetically all the time. So what the heck.:P
mank3r, there's someone else who needs your condescending head patting services.
Show me where I said I thought the story was fake from the beginning:rolleyes: idiot
Re: The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
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Originally Posted by vidcc
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Originally Posted by JPaul
mank3r, there's someone else who needs your condescending head patting services.
Show me where I said I thought the story was fake from the beginning:rolleyes: idiot
Yeah-
Who are you to say I wasn't hoodwinked? :angry:
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Re: The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
Oh I took it at face value
Re: The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
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Originally Posted by vidcc
Oh I took it at face value
Exactly, maybe you should try thinking about stuff.
Give it a try, you might like it.
Re: The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
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Originally Posted by vidcc
Oh I took it at face value
Oh, I still think it's true.
More or less.
Not face value, certainly; I think lower, maybe crotch-level. :)
Re: The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
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Originally Posted by JPaul
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Originally Posted by vidcc
Oh I took it at face value
Exactly, maybe you should try thinking about stuff.
Give it a try, you might like it.
This from someone that is so literal that he gets confused when offered 2 shovels and told to take his pick :rolleyes:
btw read up. Kev was complaining that I was ignopring the story
Re: The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
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Originally Posted by vidcc
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Originally Posted by JPaul
Exactly, maybe you should try thinking about stuff.
Give it a try, you might like it.
This from someone that is so literal that he gets confused when offered 2 shovels and told to take his pick :rolleyes:
btw read up. Kev was complaining that I was ignopring the story
" .... who is so literal ...."
Oh and the old shovel / pick joke was fantastic. I love the classics.
Just stick to the :snore: smillie, at least you understand how that works.
Re: The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
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Originally Posted by vidcc
Kev was complaining that I was ignopring the story
Certainly not.
I haven't the slightest idea how to do that, and even if I did, it sounds dirty.
JP, he's playing you, man.
Re: The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
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Originally Posted by j2k4
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Originally Posted by vidcc
Kev was complaining that I was ignopring the story
Certainly not.
I haven't the slightest idea how to do that, and even if I did, it sounds dirty.
JP, he's playing you, man.
Thanks for the heads up, I didn't realize I was being sucked into a cunning linguistic trap.
Re: The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060228/...a_crocodile_dc
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SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian grandmother who saved a friend from the jaws of a crocodile by jumping on the giant reptile's back has been awarded Australia's highest civilian bravery award.
Alicia Sorohan was awarded the Star of Courage after risking her life to save a friend who was dragged from his tent by the crocodile during a camping trip in the remote far north of tropical Queensland state in October 2004.
Then 60, Sorohan jumped on the 4.2 m (14 feet) crocodile's back as it dragged him from a tent while the man's horrified wife tried to both pull him free and protect their baby.
The crocodile then turned on Sorohan and almost tore off her arm before her son shot and killed it.
"The first thing you think of was just jump on it and try to pull it off," Sorohan told Australian Broadcasting Corp. radio after the awards list was announced Monday.
"My son came around, he saw me actually jump on the crocodile and he shot it, but it hung on to my arm," she said.
"I just couldn't get away and you think, 'Oh, there's my time up'," said Sorohan, from the Queensland capital Brisbane.
Sorohan said she finds "crocs" fascinating and has since returned to their favorite camping spot, which she calls "paradise."
Crocodiles number in the tens of thousands across northern Australia and have killed about a dozen people over the past 20 years.
These Australian Grannies eh. Who knew? :huh:
Re: The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
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Originally Posted by Barbarossa
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060228/...a_crocodile_dc
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SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian grandmother who saved a friend from the jaws of a crocodile by jumping on the giant reptile's back has been awarded Australia's highest civilian bravery award.
Alicia Sorohan was awarded the Star of Courage after risking her life to save a friend who was dragged from his tent by the crocodile during a camping trip in the remote far north of tropical Queensland state in October 2004.
Then 60, Sorohan jumped on the 4.2 m (14 feet) crocodile's back as it dragged him from a tent while the man's horrified wife tried to both pull him free and protect their baby.
The crocodile then turned on Sorohan and almost tore off her arm before her son shot and killed it.
"The first thing you think of was just jump on it and try to pull it off," Sorohan told Australian Broadcasting Corp. radio after the awards list was announced Monday.
"My son came around, he saw me actually jump on the crocodile and he shot it, but it hung on to my arm," she said.
"I just couldn't get away and you think, 'Oh, there's my time up'," said Sorohan, from the Queensland capital Brisbane.
Sorohan said she finds "crocs" fascinating and has since returned to their favorite camping spot, which she calls "paradise."
Crocodiles number in the tens of thousands across northern Australia and have killed about a dozen people over the past 20 years.
These Australian Grannies eh. Who knew? :huh:
I find I am suffering octogenigooglephobia, which is defined as An unreasonable fear of debunking, or being debunked. :(
