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I = cuntage of the highest order:01:
Sir, your cuntishness is only superseded by your predictability.
thanks, gay.:lookaroun
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Predict that, cock boy!
Erm... Huzzah? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I dreamed last night that I went beach fishing with Wayne Rooney. We used maggots instead of ragworm but still pwned the competition and won some receptacle that looked suspiciously like the Jules Rimet trophy :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chebus
I was doing the baiting up, casting and reeling in but he was claiming all of the accolades and got to shout at people who, upon seeing how well we were doing, tried to steal our bait.
I didn't mind :happy:
Feckin' quality!Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
You must weally wub me to make such a thing - I was only away for a day :wub:
rodoff:dabs:
:schnauz:
I made it while eating the jam you sent me:lookaroun
Did I mention that my Mam is buying the patches for me :schnauz:
I was down there last week going; "Fifteen quid a week on patches! I might as well carry on smoking, tis only marginally more expensive".
She took the hint, bless.
silly bugger:no:
Your mum>my mum :(
:lol: :01:
I'll keep them in til teh sig nazis notice.
I think I broke it, it's out of sync with the other ones :mellow:
I put the patch on my left arm instead of the right at 1:30 today - it's itching like a bitch so hopefully it will come to life and chew me off like a bitch.
Sorry about the excesive harshness old bean, I forgot you were de-fagging.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It was funny as feck!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fromagepas
I was going to make a fred but didn't know whether you'd want people to know of your phone secks shame.
I won't spoil your fagblog by detailing it, however please feel free to start another fred. I would be interested to see your perspective anyway. It's a Rabbie Burns thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You don't start enough freds anyway.
Oh and it directly led to P-Bo rodding me in private. True story.
:schnauz:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fromagepas
did you pretend to be from the sexual health clinic on t'phone?:smilie4:
I shall not spoil Mr so called manker's rendition of events as he perceived them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Suffice it to say, your subsequent rodding of me was fuelled by my feeling of endebted to you and as such being more emo than had previously been thought possible.
The fact that you took advantage speaks volumes for your general view on humankind.
To think that this all began with the milk of human kindness. For shame.
:lol: :earl:
I've not thought about smoking since before I watched the footie but then I read the 'JP is harsher than a mofo' thread and Nikki was talking about blowing smoke in my ear.
Now I want one :emo:
you want an ear?:blink:
:dabs:
Sacre Coeur!
It's quarter past eleven and this is the first time today that I've thought about having a cigarette.
Not gonna tho' :happy:
I've quit* tabs.
*ran out of
I'm trying to hide the fact that I've given up smoking from the missus. Fuck knows why 'cos she doesn't smoke and will be really pleased. I just didn't tell her on Monday and since then for some unknown reason, I've been trying to hide my nicotine patch from her.
:blink:
We're going out tonight so I guess she'll realise since I won't be smoking.
The thing is, she's probably seen the patch anyhow cos I don't wear 'owt to bed ... she's just not mentioned it. Plus I haven't been nipping out the patio for a ciggie. AND I'd already told her that I planned to give up this week.
Nicotine patches make you mental, FYI.
Still haven't smoked, btw.
This gives you the perfect opporunity to do something really annoying that only teh females usually do.
Berating someone for lack of support over a trifle matter FTW.
:lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
A woman, any woman, probably would do that given I'd already mentioned that I would be giving up this week - but the thought hadn't even transpired to take place in my mind.
Odd how it occured to you, Mr. so called Guillaume :smilie4:
Did I finally blow up my cover? :unsure:
Humbugs. :fist:
You thought you still had an unblown cover? :o
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!
I'm off out for my first visit to a pub since the beforetime when I smoked.
Hrm.
Tell your mates not to fag you up. Tell them you really mean it and that when you ask later they should say non.
I had one cigarette last night :dabs:
On the positive side, teh missus said it stopped me being a moody self-obsessed cunt (paraphrased). Musta been magic or something.
Off out on an all dayer now to watch the Hammers stuff the scousers. It doesn't bode well for non-smokage but I'll give it a go, loike.
Later :dabs:
Pffffffft, there's no point trying now, you might aswell give up, chuck yourself off a bridge.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I was going to post something about how you are a weak-willed wanker,but Doris did it so much better.
Only smoked one yesterday too. I'm claiming a moral victory.