JP's Harshity - all an interweb act, isn't it.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by NikkiD

:glag:

Seriously.

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Ask someone who has spoken to him.

They have identified themselves here (plus cheese).

In fact cheese has spoken in person, he can confirm if that is more or less like a pubescent English lass.

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PM me his phone number - I'll verify for myself when I get home from work tonight. :whistling

What sort of person would give another person's phone number out without asking them?

Then not even telling them that they had given it.

That's just not safe.

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Originally Posted by Sextent

What sort of person would give another person's phone number out without asking them?

Then not even telling them that they had given it.

That's just not safe.

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J'P would do it, I hear he can be a bit harsh.

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Originally Posted by Sextent

What sort of person would give another person's phone number out without asking them?

Then not even telling them that they had given it.

That's just not safe.

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Welcome to Teh Lounge,a life less ordainary,for people who like living on the edge:w00t:

Why not just phone manker and say that someone has asked for the number? Then manker can decide. He also wouldn't been surprised when he got the call.

Although we wouldn't have had this thread then, which was well worth it. But if I was Manker I would be pissed of.

ive spoke to manker and dave before and most of the time i have no idea what they are saying, the only one i understand is dan "innit" b.

Or I could live dangerously and just PM manker my phone number and wait for the next time he's drunk.

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Originally Posted by NikkiD

Or I could live dangerously and just PM manker my phone number and wait for the next time he's drunk.

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by NikkiD

Or I could live dangerously and just PM manker my phone number and wait for the next time he's drunk.

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He'd just beg for cigarettes.

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

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Originally Posted by NikkiD

Or I could live dangerously and just PM manker my phone number and wait for the next time he's drunk.

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He'd just beg for cigarettes.

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I'd be mean and light one, and blow smoke in his ear.

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Originally Posted by NikkiD

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

He'd just beg for cigarettes.

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I'd be mean and light one, and blow smoke in his ear.

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If I PM you my number will you do me as well :blushing:

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Originally Posted by Sextent

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Originally Posted by NikkiD

I'd be mean and light one, and blow smoke in his ear.

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If I PM you my number will you do me as well :blushing:

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Have you recently given up smoking as well then?

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Originally Posted by NikkiD

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Originally Posted by Sextent

If I PM you my number will you do me as well :blushing:

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Have you recently given up smoking as well then?

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Not recently, but I still have some cravings.

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Originally Posted by Spider_dude

ive spoke to manker and dave before and most of the time i have no idea what they are saying, the only one i understand is dan "innit" b.

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That's cos I live near the Queen so I speak properly.


And no I don't mean Baz :dry:

junno?

i couldn't get zero off the phone to me ma a while ago, so i just let 'em blether at each other for ages. they were probably slagging me orf. :no:

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Originally Posted by missie

i couldn't get zero off the phone to me ma a while ago, so i just let 'em blether at each other for ages. they were probably slagging me orf. :no:

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He's still alive then?

uh huh. at least he was larst week. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by DanB

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Originally Posted by Spider_dude

ive spoke to manker and dave before and most of the time i have no idea what they are saying, the only one i understand is dan "innit" b.

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That's cos I live near the Queen so I speak properly.

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No Dan, you live "at Her Majesty's pleasure" that's not the same.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by manker

Silly buggers :no:

I am considered as quite the alpha male in these parts - and that's nowt to do with lack of competition.

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these parts = your office.

You are Alpha male, over 4 hawt blonde burds, with big bewbs, who you pay.

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Yeah but there are male clients in and out of my office all of the time. Of course, in strict accordance with my 'me me me' policy, I only take on hawt burd and ugly middle aged bloke clients.

However, I did mean the local pub, rather than the office (which is a given) - but I suspect everyone knew that and nodded their silent agreement :sage:

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Originally Posted by Sextent

What sort of person would give another person's phone number out without asking them?

Then not even telling them that they had given it.

That's just not safe.

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Hoi! We've done the fight club joke.

Having me doubts with ya waving that pumping pink cawk about :parsley:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Sextent

What sort of person would give another person's phone number out without asking them?

Then not even telling them that they had given it.

That's just not safe.

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Hoi! We've done the fight club joke.

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I'm not Bo :rosemary:

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by manker

Hoi! We've done the fight club joke.

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I'm not Bo :rosemary:

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DABS

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

I'm not Bo :rosemary:

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DABS

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See, I have absolutely no fucking idea what that means.

I think we've been thro' this and I've decreed that it means 'unimpressed'.

omg a female11 :dry:

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Originally Posted by manker

I think we've been thro' this and I've decreed that it means 'unimpressed'.

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You're unimpressed with me not being Bo.:blink:

It makes me happier than Mrs Happy's happiest son, that's enough for me.

Enough roddery.

Something quite extraordinary has just happened because of this thread - so extraordinary, in fact, that I may have to make yet another thread about it.

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Originally Posted by manker

Enough roddery.

Something quite extraordinary has just happened because of this thread - so extraordinary, in fact, that I may have to make yet another thread about it.

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You, another thread :ohmy:

I just pissedmyself:earl: reading this fred.

fact.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Here's the truth NikkiD.

I thought Bo had ripped the pish out of me and that I had fallen for it.

When the phone was answered here's 3 things it DIDN'T sound.

1. Welsh

2. Male

3. Twenties.

In short (and sorry if this is overly harsh). I thought Bo had given me the number of a teenage English lass he knew and perhaps hadn't let her in on the joke. Imagine how that would have looked for a middle aged married man with hundreds of weans. Small wonder I proclaimed that we would never speak again and hung up the phone, pronto style.

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I was rly tempted to do that:smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Here's the truth NikkiD.

I thought Bo had ripped the pish out of me and that I had fallen for it.

When the phone was answered here's 3 things it DIDN'T sound.

1. Welsh

2. Male

3. Twenties.

In short (and sorry if this is overly harsh). I thought Bo had given me the number of a teenage English lass he knew and perhaps hadn't let her in on the joke. Imagine how that would have looked for a middle aged married man with hundreds of weans. Small wonder I proclaimed that we would never speak again and hung up the phone, pronto style.

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I was rly tempted to do that:smilie4:

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You're a bit of a lad aren't you. :lol:

Unfortunately I now know his real name, mobile telephone number, business name, business address and business telephone number. If I want to know anything else it will take 1 five minute telephone call. That will include exchanging "how goes it mate".

Thanks for that.

If you want to provide any further details please do not hesitate to PM me.

Reading that, it's all a bit worrying :unsure:



Btw, JP, thanks for offering to send the capped footie. I would have said thanks in the text containing my address - but I'd already gone up to the limit of characters and to have said 'thanks' would have cost me an extra 10p.

I'm sure you understand.

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Originally Posted by manker

I'm sure you understand.

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Sorry, no. I'm a simple kind of man. I don't really do oblique.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by manker

Btw, that aids test result thing wouldn't really have worked with JP only knowing my screen name.

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you know, he never even asked for your real name:lol:

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I thought everyone's real name was Dave. :blink:

That's why we invent all these interweb names, so it's less confusing :ermm:

Dave = Rod