Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun
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Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun
your mama so fat she uses a VCR for a pager!
Yo momma's so fat, she went to a desert and made an new ocean of salty sweat.
yo momma's so fat she farts in your face and kills u.
yo momma's so fat she opens her armpits and and kills the Ozone.
Ya mama's so fat, aliens pass by Earth and say "check out the zit on that rock!"
Ya mama's so fat, she was wearing a malcolm X jacket and a helicopter landed on her back
Ya mama's so fat, her levi's arent 501's - they are 747's!
Yo momma so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo momma so fat, the National Weather Service has to give names for her farts. :lol:
Yo momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. :lol:
Yo momma has so many layers of fat, she has to screw her underwear on. :lol:
Yo momma is so fat, when she walks, her thighs apologize to each other: "EXCUSE ME! PARDON ME! EXCUSE ME! PARDON ME!" :lol:
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Originally posted by I'm_going_slightly_mad@29 June 2003 - 04:59
Yo momma is so fat, when she walks, her thighs apologize to each other: "EXCUSE ME! PARDON ME! EXCUSE ME! PARDON ME!" :lol:
Yo momma so fat she fell into a nuclear explotion and said ,"I've had bigger".
Yo momma so fat she got lyposuction and dressed up in her excess skin.
Yo momma so ugly she went to hell and got kicked out.
Yo momma so fat she gave birth to a baby so fat it looked 20 years old.
Yo momma so short she had to stand on a step stool to give me a blowjob.
yo momma so ugly the state had to issue her a seeing eye dog that was blind.
YR MAMA IZ SUCHA BLUE NOSE THA SHE SHITS ORANGES!!!
YA ORANGE BAS!!!
yo momma so fat her armpits make rubber squeeky noise
yo momma is so fat her boyfriend uses a trashbag for a condom.
Yo momma so fat she has a whole cotton field for produceing her clothes
Yo momma is so fat she has a pet bluewhale
Yo momma so fat the Navy had to anchor her down in fear she would jump up and land causing the Earth to loose it's orbit.
You momma so fat she bends down 360 degrees
Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.
Yeah if you don't think this is funny, well I don't think so either.
Your mama's so fat, every time she jumps up in the air, she gets stuck.
Your mama's so fat, that after having sex with her, I rolled over twice and was still on top.
yo momma so fat, her scabs look like tumors.
Yo momma so fat she humps the Effile Tower like it's a dildo.
Your mama's so fat, we're gonna use her to plug the hole in the ozone layer.
Your mama's so fat, you had to get one of those panaramic cameras just to get a picture of her ass.
Yo momma so fat she farts mushroom clouds.
A guy walks into a bar...
I forgot the punchline, but your mother's a whore...
Your mamma's seen more pricks than a second-hand dartboard.
Your mamma's seen more helmets than Hitler!!
Your mama was so fat that when she wore a Malcom X t shirt... Helicopters tried to land on her :lol:
If your mommo had as many pricks sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she'd look like a porcupine.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes :P :D :lol: :o :huh: :P :D :lol:
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. :lol: :D :rolleyes: B) :P :o :) :D :rolleyes: :lol: :P
some of these jokes and the ones above may have been said before