Re: Scrambled egg cook-off.
Anyone can join as long as pictures are posted. Manker, that looks horrible. Suggest much practice if you don't want egg on your face.
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Re: Scrambled egg cook-off.
Anyone can join as long as pictures are posted. Manker, that looks horrible. Suggest much practice if you don't want egg on your face.
You + JP = jealous
:snooty:
Yeah, right, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Where are your pics then, cooker-boi.
Just made this:
http://www.balincourt.co.uk/slidesho...ambled-Egg.jpg
lol, poof.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
teh burds love a good bit of scrambled egg:smilie4:
She said Sunday, toy boi.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You entry appears to be in grip of an alien face-hugger.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I'd have thought they'd be more the Captain Crunch type...
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Originally Posted by Mr JP FugleyShe said Sunday, toy boi.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I respectfully must pass on the pwning via Scrambled Eggs as I fergot I'm working the morrow. JP, by default, you win. :(
I'll take your place in the competition
I serve mine with a blowjob, so I win
fact
Actually I think you might.
Can't imagine JP serves his like that!
True... however if he does... he can take his teeth out. That's always a bonus
Make a mess of his beard though!
I'm assuming he has a beard. Dunno why?
He posted a pic once of a guy with a beard eating a large fish and said it was him.
Obviousement it was a spoof
I win, obviously.
I'm the only one who has posted a phoatie of the delectable snack.
Depends who it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
No beard, I hate beards. They are for Polytechnic Lecturers.
Sounds sort of dubious to me. :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:noes:, but in a non-bad way.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4Sounds sort of dubious to me. :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
By the way he poasted a phoatie of some sort of amorphous blob, it was certainly not scrambled egg.
Some idiot must have told him he could scramble eggs in a microwave.
Is the contest supposed to be today? And does it *have* to be scrambled eggs? RULES PEOPLE!
:shuriken:
Nah, Skweeky won.Quote:
Originally Posted by MagicNakor
manker posted some unidentifiable gloop and Crabgirl chickened out. Iwouldn'tcouldn't match the bj offer so no contest.
:D T'was me that done that!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley:noes:, but in a non-bad way.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
By the way he poasted a phoatie of some sort of amorphous blob, it was certainly not scrambled egg.
Some idiot must have told him he could scramble eggs in a microwave.
Then shame on you, Sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper:D T'was me that done that!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Drat. I wanted to show off my coddled egg holder.
But a similar Google image will have to suffice.
http://www.cybercucina.com/ccimages/...ts/58003-l.jpg
I always thought it was a wee bit morbid.
:shuriken:
By coddled do you mean boiled and by holder do you mean cup.
Yeah, but I don't really refer to it by name.
:shuriken:
You name your eggcups.
How sweet and just a bit gurly.
It looked like it was poured out of a carton and cooked on 'autofluff'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Looked more like cooked on "rubberise" to me.
See how I used the proper inverted commas, rather than your half-arsed attempt. However I know English is not your first language, what with you being Teutonic, so I'll let you off.
Thanks.
Can I get a carton of eggs for winning the competition? I've got none in the house and can't be arsed to go back up to tesco
Yes, thanks; in a nod to my some of my less-than-lawful (yet stil repentant) acquaintances here, I am compelled to become less shifty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Results have been mixed.
Scambled eggs can be made successfully in the microwave,unfortunatly manker is a crap student.
No, no they can't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
You can cook eggs in a microwave and if done properly it's quite nice.
However they are not scrambled eggs.
Maybe it's you who's the bad teacher. :O
The difficulty can be side-stepped by employing a very large microwave and a small person to scramble the eggs while cooking them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP FugleyNo, no they can't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
You can cook eggs in a microwave and if done properly it's quite nice.
However they are not scrambled eggs.
Maybe it's you who's the bad teacher. :O
I imagine a two-or-three-year-old child would work nicely. :)
Homer once used a walk in microwave, I can't remember the episode, but it was the same one which had a bread-maker maker.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4The difficulty can be side-stepped by employing a very large microwave and a small person to scramble the eggs while cooking them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
I imagine a two-or-three-year-old child would work nicely. :)
Smashing ideas, both of them. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP FugleyHomer once used a walk in microwave, I can't remember the episode, but it was the same one which had a bread-maker maker.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Hoi! Cawkfan! I didn't chicken out. I had to do my duty selling wine to the needy and desperate. I've only just got in! I've got a weeks holiday from next wed so bring it on!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP FugleyNah, Skweeky won.Quote:
Originally Posted by MagicNakor
manker posted some unidentifiable gloop and Crabgirl chickened out. Iwouldn'tcouldn't match the bj offer so no contest.
Where's my wine then, eh?
:shuriken:
We don't ship to Third World Countries. Sorry.
Is America still considered third World then.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl