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English house spider
http://www.mbldezine.com/spiderlings...der_box_23.gif
Is it bawls,that's loiyke 29090182 times the size of the biggest one I've ever found here.
It is! And I've seen them bigger than that down here!
You and your tiny northern spiders.
awww :blushing:Quote:
Originally Posted by MagicNakor
Get in line.
awww :blushing:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
just......awww :blushing:
GODDAMNIT
WHY DO I KEEP CHECKING THIS THREAD
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Ok...Cartman!:lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by MagicNakor
About three weeks ago I found a dead spider in teh bath, and as himself is a little bothered by the wee beasties I thought it would be funny to put the carcass on the bathroom windowsill just by his shaving gear. I've spent the past few weeks waiting to hear bloodcurding screams from the bathroom but nope, he never even noticed. I threw the now-dessicated carcass out the window yesterday.
http://safari.zog.org/images/2004082...6438-thumb.jpg
He's probably more scared of having to touch those ginner whiskers of his:no:
aggresive house spider:
http://www.uidaho.edu/so-id/entomology/malehobo.jpg
that's what we get around here
Stories are fine.
Pictures freak me out.
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Originally Posted by Tempestv
OOOo look at the little paddles on the end of its feelers! So cool!
We get these buggers round here:
http://www.spacecast.com/images/Inte...facehugger.gif
:no: Ugly bastards.
The face-hugger's not so pretty either. :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
STOP posting PICTURES of SPIDERS
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Ah, the dreaded hobo.
We meet again.
Strategy remains the same for any hobo, beat it to death with a shoe. If you're lucky the hobo has shoes so you don't get shit on your own ones.
We get bigger ones than that one up here Crabgirl :fear:
And yes, I love seeing my cats chase them.
Funnily, enough, there's only one of them that chases spiders and mice.
The other two chase after the odd moth but they don't bother with anything bigger.
When we came back from our holiday the neighbour who was taking care of the cats said he'd had to remove a whole pile of mice from the backyard :lol:
Dougie (the cat who catches them) just plays with them for as long as they move. As soon as they're dead she just leaves them there...
Luckily she eats the spiders :)
I get really odd looking spiders in here, think they crawl in from across teh field.
They don't really bother me so much, but I'm shit scared of moths. :blushing:
A few years back, one of me pals tried killing a spider with a can of Natrel deodorant. He sprayed it so much it turned white and stuck to the floor so he went orf to work thinking it was dead. A few hours later his girlyfriend came home n called him in tears saying there was a huge fuzzy white speedy running about the house. :glag:
There's some funny littles ones around as well with longer legs at the front than at the back.
There's one living above the bath and every time I take a shower it comes running towards the shower head :lol:
So I always slash a couple of drops on it so it goes back to its corner. Stupid spider
eeew, deerty beetch. :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I get red ones with green legs, had a few jumping ones, even had one that ate its own leg when trapped under a glass. :ermm:
we dont get big spiders here in embra. moths are cunts. fact.
Moths wouldn't be so bad if they didn't try to rape your head everytime ya get close to them. Fact.
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
also wasps, hedgehogs, and streaks of spilled coke on the freezer door which supposedly resemble a snake:pinch:
Harshness indeedness, but you forgot about the daddy long legs. :happy: :pinch:
I meant splash obviouslymente
pft, i'm more inclined to believe the first version. :lol:
Cheese is scared of moths. He screams like a girl, or Ned Flanders, when there is one in the room.
Cheese, until you tell me why I can't switch on my fecking pc I am going to continue to sully your good name.
They are horrid creatures made of dust and devil-magic sent to torment me.
Actually I love them really. One day I am going to set up my own moth sanctuary and let them all land on me because I love to feel their little wings fluttering against my skin.
Paint yourself with phosphorescent body paint and run naked through the woods. You'll never know what you might pick up :smilie4:
Even better, wrap yourself in fly paper and run through the woods :smilie4:
Whatever, just run through the woods :smilie4:
I want crabgirl to fill the house with spiders and moths, and especially my shoes...
She probably would do it, Crabgirl's nice like that, she wouldn't ever do anything like slanderlerise your name.
Yes. Crabgirl is the boss. Entirely.
http://www.ksby.com/home/headlines/3855917.html
Not quite naked in the woods...but...
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Fortunately most of the big spiders stay out of the house here.
But just had this critter wander across the floor.
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/2821/millipy6.jpg
Couple hunderd tiny little legs on that sucker. :unsure:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...hysterical.gif I love the fact that they include a plastic spider for you to "pratice on".Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl