Spider season

[Lilmiss]

I get really odd looking spiders in here, think they crawl in from across teh field.
They don't really bother me so much, but I'm shit scared of moths.

A few years back, one of me pals tried killing a spider with a can of Natrel deodorant. He sprayed it so much it turned white and stuck to the floor so he went orf to work thinking it was dead. A few hours later his girlyfriend came home n called him in tears saying there was a huge fuzzy white speedy running about the house.

[Skweeky]

There's some funny littles ones around as well with longer legs at the front than at the back.

There's one living above the bath and every time I take a shower it comes running towards the shower head

So I always slash a couple of drops on it so it goes back to its corner. Stupid spider

[Lilmiss]

So I always slash a couple of drops on it

eeew, deerty beetch.

I get red ones with green legs, had a few jumping ones, even had one that ate its own leg when trapped under a glass.

[Spider_dude]

we dont get big spiders here in embra. moths are cunts. fact.

[Lilmiss]

Moths wouldn't be so bad if they didn't try to rape your head everytime ya get close to them. Fact.

[Proper Bo]

I'm shit scared of moths.

fact.

also wasps, hedgehogs, and streaks of spilled coke on the freezer door which supposedly resemble a snake

[Lilmiss]

Harshness indeedness, but you forgot about the daddy long legs.

[Skweeky]

I meant splash obviouslymente

[Lilmiss]

pft, i'm more inclined to believe the first version.

[CrabGirl]

Cheese is scared of moths. He screams like a girl, or Ned Flanders, when there is one in the room.

Cheese, until you tell me why I can't switch on my fecking pc I am going to continue to sully your good name.