A man walks in a Bar.
Ouch.
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A man walks in a Bar.
Ouch.
A man walks inside a Bar.
Ouch.
I like how that joke gets worse every time it's told.
What lays on the bottom of the sea shivering?
A nervous wreck.
What's green and puts out forest fires.
Smokey the Grape
Why are camels called the ships of the desert?
'Cause they're full of arab semen
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Originally Posted by Gripper
i old several of these jokes tonight when pished. i got a few laughs.
Which version of the classic "a man walks into a bar ..." did you tell.
B3ta's been all bad jokes recently:
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What's Smokey the Grape's middle name.
the
What happened when the elephant sat on the chair?
it broke
The chair jumped up and mushroom slapped the elephant silly?
mushrooms don't slap, they creep up on you and sort make you all moldy
:checkyourcrotch:
man 1: "My dog hasn't got a nose"
man 2: "Really? How does it smell?"
man 1: "Fucking awful"