I'm just saying, that to you advancement in the field of fanny ratcheting probably means no longer using a car jack, but the method of choice for a sophisticated Londoner is a little more genteel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
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I'm just saying, that to you advancement in the field of fanny ratcheting probably means no longer using a car jack, but the method of choice for a sophisticated Londoner is a little more genteel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
it's just advanced cos there's more fannys in London.
:lol:
A blessing surely - I find medical pron disturbing :ph34r:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I should imagine a smear test feels something like this:
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/3...1207kw6rw6.jpg
Don't do it then. There's other ways you can make ends meat.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesA blessing surely - I find medical pron disturbing :ph34r:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Fair point although the quick bucks offerred by a forceps and lipo-suction syringe are hard to resist. :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chip MonkDon't do it then. There's other ways you can make ends meat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
It's also how you keep the butt of a 12 year old boy.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesFair point although the quick bucks offerred by a forceps and lipo-suction syringe are hard to resist. :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chip Monk
Fringe benefits obviouslyQuote:
Originally Posted by Chip MonkIt's also how you keep the butt of a 12 year old boy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/iba0130l.jpg
http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?im...GB241%26sa%3DN
Fuck that for a game of soldiers.
Exactly
Er, women occasionally have a lot bigger things up them than a speculum. Men....wusses!
I nearly died laughing at work today when a female colleage was telling a story about having a coughing fit in the middle of a smear, all her muscles spasming like they do, and in a more sudden, and more public version of the well-known cough-dislodge tampon scenario, shot the speculum across the room.
:lol:
Ever done it while having sex?
Having sex with somebody with a speculum loaded vagina sounds suicidal :huh:
Silly Biggy.
:glag: The "Sorry Dear I coughed and nearly tore it off at the root" thing! Apologising whilst having a secret chuckle to oneself! :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
if secret chuckle = pissing oneself helplessly then I think we have all seen it :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl:glag: The "Sorry Dear I coughed and nearly tore it off at the root" thing! Apologising whilst having a secret chuckle to oneself! :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Yup! That's the one!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigglesif secret chuckle = pissing oneself helplessly then I think we have all seen it :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
This made me glag my pants off a few weeks ago. I'm going straight to hell.
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A few years back, when I was less choosy than now, I once met up with a lovely woman of t'internet, the only possibly problem that she was blind.
Being, as I said, of the less choosy nature things happened and we went to her place.
As we were having fun (it'd been a while for her apparently!), a sudden flash of realisation hit me.
No, not "why am I shagging a blind woman"
but, "she can feel me, but she can't see me!!"
As I lay there with her on top, I started pulling stupid faces, gurning like a right mong at her, and she was none the wiser until I started laughing to myself. She stopped and asked if I was ok, I just said yeah, I was loving it.
I still feel so ashamed at myself for that whole episode and especially my childish actions, but then I start laughing again.
I dont recall if I told this yet, but my first exam, the gyno was named Dr. HAND. I was nervous, and I guess to get me to relax the dr started talking..... starting offwith "oh, you go to the same school as my son, owen...." and then to "my stepson Jon also", asking me if I knew him etc. It happened that Jon was the kid I had a ridiculous crush on. It was a horrid horrid experience.
You mean it's not just me? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Oh Noes! :O :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathea
I recently had a coil taken out which was infinately worse than a smear but nowhere near as bad as when it was put in. Jesus. Mild discomfort they said. Cunting cunts lied. Took two nurses to hold me down and I am ashamed to say I screamed my head off. They hadn't spotted my cervix tilts and were trying to shove it through the outside of my uterus.
They didn't even apologise for trying to kill me internally. They just gave me some tissues and told me to sit still for a while. I had to get a bus home and nearly passed out on the way. This is why I hope penis spiders really exist. So men can share these experiences. :dry:
Oh, Men... don't read the above.
ouch
That post is a perfect example of why wimmin shouldn't be allowed on the internets.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlOh Noes! :O :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mathea
I recently had a coil taken out which was infinately worse than a smear but nowhere near as bad as when it was put in. Jesus. Mild discomfort they said. Cunting cunts lied. Took two nurses to hold me down and I am ashamed to say I screamed my head off. They hadn't spotted my cervix tilts and were trying to shove it through the outside of my uterus.
They didn't even apologise for trying to kill me internally. They just gave me some tissues and told me to sit still for a while. I had to get a bus home and nearly passed out on the way. This is why I hope penis spiders really exist. So men can share these experiences. :dry:
Oh, Men... don't read the above.
Shut up and get back in the Kitchen fag-boy. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoThat post is a perfect example of why wimmin shouldn't be allowed on the internets.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
And don't come out again without some pie and a coffee.....and one for the slag too if you will.
yay girlpower :01: :ermm:
:snooty: I'm drinking wine, not coffee.
Just noticed you're in London. I miss London down here in the sticks.
Squeamous not Allen.
And now Killer 23's gone I'm changing my title. It was only for his benifit!
I like it! It suits you.....not in a bad way :happy:. He seemed alright......I find it weird when people get touchy in internet land. I can't take what goes on on messageboards seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
I miss being in the sticks. The grass is always greener eh?
And your concrete is always shinier!Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI like it! It suits you.....not in a bad way :happy:. He seemed alright......I find it weird when people get touchy in internet land. I can't take what goes on on messageboards seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
I miss being in the sticks. The grass is always greener eh?
I grew up in Camden and I miss it, but although Plymouth is pretty rubbish I love it really down here. We've just had our first Lush arrive in the new "mall" and finally we've got good shoe shops.
This board is full of touchy people but they're/we're ok really!
Camden? you're not missing much, tourists and beanburgers mostly :dabs: meh...
How very dare you :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlAnd your concrete is always shinier!Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I grew up in Camden and I miss it, but although Plymouth is pretty rubbish I love it really down here. We've just had our first Lush arrive in the new "mall" and finally we've got good shoe shops.
This board is full of touchy people but they're/we're ok really!
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Originally Posted by benchez
You're forgetting the pushers outside the station, the dodgy indian men outside their S&M clothes shops trying to get you to go inside, the stinky lock etc
It's so much more than a tourist area though. I love Camden especially in the winter when there are no fecking people around and half the shops are closed.
Sitting in the Lock Square on Christmas day (had to get out of the house) in the winter sunshine listening to the mobiles in the wind and watching the water was one of the most peaceful moments of my life. Plus it has The Jazz Cafe, the Dublin Castle, The Worlds End, Regents Park, cheap shoes and vintage clothes, in the summer it just has too many people and too much tat.:dry:
Fraid it's got worse then, winter is :wank: there too now...:(
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Originally Posted by benchez
My folks are there which is what matters.And the Heath is on my doorstep. I love winter too. It means black tights, short skirts and boots, with a long coat. :naughty:
Sounds sexy, in fact, the wife is naggin me to come to bed, thx for gettin me in the mood ;)
The heath is great :) We went autumn gathering there the other day, got conkers etc....sweet..
Ewwwwwww. Have a good one! :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez
Aw, I love Plymouth. Reminds me of holidays with my family as a kid. We have great shopping in London (especially Camden, if you're not looking for anything specific), but the crowds are so bad I never make the most of it. I can't cope with the crowds of aimless wandering people. And the shops are all generic. I went shoe shopping the other day and all I could find were sensible middle aged flats or horrible electric blue/lime green/canary yellow pointy toed 3 inch high clown shoes. Stoopid fashion :angry:.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
I'm trying to find a specific t-shirt designed by a local(London) fashion designer. Do you know any links to online outlets over there so I could browse to see if I can find it? I've already googled for the shirt with no luck.
Ummm, not really M. Silly question maybe but have you tried Ebay UK?
What's the name of the designer?