The Best FTN Request You Will Ever See

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Originally Posted by RaPPeR

For god's sake Its so lame

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You're right RaPPeR

:lol:

the guy is a burlap bag and i think hes all ready there lol im not a burlap bag although sometimes i may look like im wearing a burlap bag i cant get there yet and all can say is hope you get better and somebody will take care of you and tell your mom you love her thats it

You dont need an FTN invite , you need a GIRL !

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Originally Posted by zaa730

thanks, *cough *cough, I can't breath

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why do you have a fake speed test? And yes, I can tell. I know how to do all kinds of manipulations and that is one bad jobb dude..

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Originally Posted by ekk3123

why do you have a fake speed test?

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coz he thinks someone will get impressed enough to invite him.

because of people like him, there is no trust in this community :(

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Originally Posted by squirr3l

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Originally Posted by ekk3123

why do you have a fake speed test?

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coz he thinks someone will get impressed enough to invite him.

because of people like him, there is no trust in this community :(

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true. but why do that when it such obvious?

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Originally Posted by ekk3123

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Originally Posted by squirr3l

coz he thinks someone will get impressed enough to invite him.

because of people like him, there is no trust in this community :(

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true. but why do that when it such obvious?

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to fool people as me. i didn't know that was a fake one.

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Originally Posted by ekk3123

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Originally Posted by zaa730

thanks, *cough *cough, I can't breath

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why do you have a fake speed test? And yes, I can tell. I know how to do all kinds of manipulations and that is one bad jobb dude..

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:blink: How do u know?How to recognize fake?

It's too fast for me,but... looks normal to me...

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Originally Posted by squirr3l

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Originally Posted by ekk3123

true. but why do that when it such obvious?

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to fool people as me. i didn't know that was a fake one.

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oh, I see. but this one is pretty simple.. just som shading errors. + it's never no point in uploading your speedtest on ImageShack so that reveals it a bit too :P Check my theory out: (it's a simple error in copy paste prosess)

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/889/fakeef3.th.jpg

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Originally Posted by ekk3123

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Originally Posted by squirr3l

to fool people as me. i didn't know that was a fake one.

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oh, I see. but this one is pretty simple.. just som shading errors. + it's never no point in uploading your speedtest on ImageShack so that reveals it a bit too :P Check my theory out: (it's a simple error in copy paste prosess)

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/889/fakeef3.th.jpg

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LOL, I dont think thats enough for u to bust him but seeing as he has not got a direct link to speedtest.net im pretty sure its a fake.

God job on spotting it tho..

btw no ones going to give this guy a FTN invite since he's kown for making many dupe accounts *cough* *cough* "Revolt" and god knows what other shit he has been up to tbh he does not seem like a worthy candidate.

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Originally Posted by _coder_

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Originally Posted by ekk3123

oh, I see. but this one is pretty simple.. just som shading errors. + it's never no point in uploading your speedtest on ImageShack so that reveals it a bit too :P Check my theory out: (it's a simple error in copy paste prosess)

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/889/fakeef3.th.jpg

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LOL, I dont think thats enough for u to bust him but seeing as he has not got a direct link to speedtest.net im pretty sure its a fake.

God job on spotting it tho..

btw no ones going to give this guy a FTN invite since he's kown for making many dupe accounts *cough* *cough* "Revolt" and god knows what other shit he has been up to tbh he does not seem like a worthy candidate.

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I'll guess the only actual way to find out about his speed for sure is to ask får the speedtest.net link.

So please, post the real link.

And shame on you for breaking the basic rule about dupe accounts..!

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Originally Posted by zaa730

My name is zaa730. I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing
this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is
because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except
when I try to breathe.

The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with
leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of
us having no money or FTN. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need FTN. Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap bag.
Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this post to
everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr.
Johansen said that for every person you forward this post to, Bill
Gates will team up with AOL and send a an FTN request to NASA. With that
funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America
and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can
hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send all the requests to the you. You wonderful souls could then invite me to FTN

Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be
third base. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take
more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true.
Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my
leaves to rot before I turn 10.

If you don't forward this , that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean
and heartless bastard who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only
a head. She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own
guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow, horrible death and
then burn forever in hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you
can't take five freakin' minutes to invite me to FTN and
that they can't feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodyless
nine-year-old boy?

Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty.
I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't
chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I
wish that very much.

Thank You,

zaa730

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u know ur isp does NOT offer service anywhere near what u have on ur speedtest. 4 zip codes in your city and none of them are even catered to by your isp

post a new speed test and u may get an invite

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Originally Posted by ekk3123

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Originally Posted by squirr3l

to fool people as me. i didn't know that was a fake one.

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oh, I see. but this one is pretty simple.. just som shading errors. + it's never no point in uploading your speedtest on ImageShack so that reveals it a bit too :P Check my theory out: (it's a simple error in copy paste prosess)

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/889/fakeef3.th.jpg

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good point, he has it on imageshack when they already give the speed test link. also, the copy paste makes sense.

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Originally Posted by squirr3l

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Originally Posted by ekk3123

oh, I see. but this one is pretty simple.. just som shading errors. + it's never no point in uploading your speedtest on ImageShack so that reveals it a bit too :P Check my theory out: (it's a simple error in copy paste prosess)

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/889/fakeef3.th.jpg

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good point, he has it on imageshack when they already give the speed test link. also, the copy paste makes sense.

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well read my post above

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Originally Posted by kooftspc11

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Originally Posted by squirr3l

good point, he has it on imageshack when they already give the speed test link. also, the copy paste makes sense.

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well read my post above

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yeah, just did. imo, that's seriously bad of him trying to fraud us. It simply don't work.

I don't think this will make him take it down. We've been hassling him about the fake speed test for months and he still has it up :P I'm surprised people haven't cottoned on before now.

As for the story it would be funny if it wasn't stolen from the lounge...m8 word of advice next time at least steal it from a different board.

Wow, zaa730, I'm so impressed by your speeds.

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Originally Posted by sear

I don't think this will make him take it down. We've been hassling him about the fake speed test for months and he still has it up :P I'm surprised people haven't cottoned on before now.

As for the story it would be funny if it wasn't stolen from the lounge...m8 word of advice next time at least steal it from a different board.

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Well, I never read it before, so thats why I thought it was funny.

I guess it was much better when FTN didnt have Invites..

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Originally Posted by Saroman

I guess it was much better when FTN didnt have Invites..

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at least i could sleep well :frusty:

That has to be the dumbest request for an FT.N invite I've seen so far. I want three minutes of my life back.

*squirr3l hands 3 mins to th0r.

You were born without an body...and thats cool. :lol:

Noone believes you, you wont get that invite. :D

PS : And why FFS sick boy needs FTN !?.....if you cant get out of your chair, why the hell you want FTN ????.....

EDiT : The most pathetic thing ive ever heard is...that your mom is crying...its not good thing to lie, isnt it ?

... this is just stupid

Is there any way if one request MODs to close this thread.

Reson :- The mindless spam will increase and then it will rise to next level i.e flaming and hopefully not till swearing.

So theres nothing productive thats gonna come out of this. So why not close it..

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Originally Posted by Saroman

Is there any way if one request MODs to close this thread.

Reson :- The mindless spam will increase and then it will rise to next level i.e flaming and hopefully not till swearing.

So theres nothing productive thats gonna come out of this. So why not close it..

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You can always use the report button if it suits the situation... ;)

So your mom wrote 416 posts for you ??!

I wish i could help kid but i dont even have an account i FTN my dream site....Maybe one day...:(

take care god bless...

i believe you i will send u an invite as soon as i get (i promise) trust me

in the mean time ( FUCK OFF)

Nice story :)

PM me your mail..

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Originally Posted by tony1328

i believe you i will send u an invite as soon as i get (i promise) trust me

in the mean time ( FUCK OFF)

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That was one strange way to tell it :P

pls invite me

I am donate some money after invite to site
if i am not donate disabled my acc

i am good seeder and good speed here is proof

http://www.speedtest.net/result/192665138.png

demonoid
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9...peshej2.th.gif

learnbits
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/3...roofue1.th.gif

desitorrents
http://i12.tinypic.com/53ucq6p.gif

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Originally Posted by J.A

PM me your mail..

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wtf!!!

bhoopesh54321 thats not good speed...

People are going too crazy this days :S

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Originally Posted by indian

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Originally Posted by J.A

PM me your mail..

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wtf!!!

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Still waiting for that PM...
This dick wasted my time figured i'd waste his aswell:whistling:D

I will pm you for ftn if you want:D

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Originally Posted by J.A

PM me your mail..

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lol, bestiality mailing lists?