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ah ha!, what the hell is he thinking about 5th base for, when hes stuck on 2.5? just a thought :unsure:
maybe he should go back to square one and re-think why the whole GF situation went so wrong.
week one or two should have been third base at least.
Does she have some religious beliefs or something else?
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Does she have some religious beliefs or something else?
maybe she is vegetarian! :pinch:
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In all seriousness...
Now I just think it's a racial issue. Arabs, Asians, Indians, etc. just aren't very open about these kind of things.
Or it could be that I'm just a big fucking noob, possibly and probably.
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seedler how old are you. How old is she?
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In all seriousness...
Now I just think it's a racial issue. Arabs, Asians, Indians, etc.. just aren't very open about these kind of things.
Or it could be that I'm just a big fucking noob, possibly and probably.
is she Muslim ? Asians are very open to the noble art of blowing the candle.
it's a fact that they don't suck, i have been at Morocco few years ago with some friends, and they all wanted to try prostitutes there ( :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: all were really fat,ugly and hairy) and none of them would blow you, no matter how much money u offered (they offered 200€ for a blow job just to see how far with would go their refusal ).
so i guess it can indeed be a religion thing.
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/image...napse/edit.gif
for the record, i didn't bang one, i got really disgusted when i saw them, and stayed at the lobby drinking mint tea with the owner :P
my friends are so retarded... :noes:
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Yeah, it can't be an Indian thing......they invented the Kama Sutra ffs.
If not a religious problem it's probably as crabgirl says, underconfidence. When I was that age I didn't like doing it much either, though I'm sat here thinking and I can't work out why. I'm sure lack of confidence was a big issue.
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I never had that problem :D
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Face it Seedler, the only way you're going to get a blowjob is if you have some of your vertebrae removed.
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Face it Seedler, the only way you're going to get a blowjob is if you have some of your vertebrae removed.
Ok, you are definitely going to hell for that one.
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dude, you really need to get on ThePlace. im pretty certain you find all the answers there :yup:
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Seedler
1st= snogging
2nd= booties
3rd= oral (give/receive, hence only half of 3rd)
4th= vaginal
5th= erm...anal?
6th= gang?
7th= ???
Your problems may be rooted in the fact that you are a total fucking idiot.
Not just about this btw, life in general.
:lol: This basically says everything that needs to be said.
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seedler , maybe your cawk smells really bad
:unsure:
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Cheese
Face it Seedler, the only way you're going to get a blowjob is if you have some of your vertebrae removed.
:pinch:
Talk about harshness
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seedler , maybe your cawk smells really bad
:unsure:
maybe, is there a cock perfume around:unsure:
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bornwithnoname
seedler how old are you. How old is she?
17/16
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arent you people underaged?
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arent you people underaged?
err , i had my first when i was 16 and she was 15 :P
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arent you people underaged?
err , i had my first when i was 16 and she was 15 :P
poor girl. she is going to dread taking a matchstick her whole life:pinch: