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Originally Posted by LostInParadise
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Originally Posted by LostInParadise
Harsh Harsh HarshQuote:
Originally Posted by kittybewmYou should only feel guilty if you are uglyQuote:
Originally Posted by J-dye
but I can see where you are coming from.
u can resist it?????????
It is apparently a theoretical possibility.Quote:
Originally Posted by cook123
There are a few reasons I feel guilty for masturbating:
1. I usually watch pornography while I'm masturbating. This makes me feel dirty.
2. I feel lonely and pathetic after the deed is done.
3. I live with my Mom.
All together I almost always feel guilty after masturbating.
Perhaps it's just a problem of mine.
A classic movie lines is in Woddy Allen's Love and Death. After making love to Josephine she remarks how good he was, he replied "I practice a lot by myself".
Woody Allen- Annie Hall
'Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with somebody you love'.
If you're not getting sexy-tyme and you don't wank regularly you tend to find that
a. it starts coming out in your sleep, and
b. eventually you'll stop producing the spermies altogether
Wanking regularly is like a sexual MOT, it flushes out the pipes and keeps your bollocks running smoothly.
To not wank is insane, tbh. To worry about wanking is :emo: to the max.
I bet your mom is doing her own thing too anyway, so there's nothing to feel guilty about :dry:
Obviously, having sex with another person is better, but beggars can't be choosers - Ask Herbert.
I don't mean ask Herbert for .... well, on second thoughts, why not? :blink:
call ur GF and shout at her . and get angry with her , it helps...
pervert paki :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by saqib
http://artofmanliness.com/wp-content...08/02/ring.gif
This device was aimed not only at preventing masturbation, but nocturnal emissions as well. Young men would tie this ring of death around their member, and whenever they became aroused, the spikes would sink into their flesh, causing excruciating pain.
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That or when they grew up they could only have sescky thyme with one of those on :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by J-dye
can't see the image.Quote:
Originally Posted by J-dye
ok i see it now.
Why resist... I'm not! :naughty:
Apparently some people feel guilty :idunno:
Some people are insane. It's my body. I'll touch it if I like thanks.
:blink: do you cook naked?
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Originally Posted by Biggles
One of my favorite movies of all time.
No. I don't wish to risk nipple-burn. :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
I always try to save up on my ammo since I think its a sure sign of masculinity to shoot a lot out, if you know what I mean.
Brain control...
Are you talking 'bout will power?
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Originally Posted by Hairbautt
It prolly looks real "manly" at the circle jerk.
-bd
have spikey gloves ....man that would leave a mark if you did it with them on
Wouldn't know anything 'bout it, but I'll take your word for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobieQuote:
Originally Posted by Hairbautt
It prolly looks real "manly" at the circle jerk.
-bd
haha, i bet he is not the only one :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
boredom = masturbation
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Originally Posted by J-dye
Mutual?
-bd
Why take my word for it. My words are mine. Ask someone in your "circle."Quote:
Originally Posted by HairbauttWouldn't know anything 'bout it, but I'll take your word for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
-bd :mellow:
You want to join, don't you?
Are you grooming me, Harry?
-bd :lips:
Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm
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i think we should celebrate a masturbation day like christmas , earth day etc etc
why? You wanna make a river of cum? :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by J-dye
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Originally Posted by J-dye
Why do you need a special day ? you seem so naturally talented in this respect :blink:
stop masterbatin thats blasphemy
Do please expand on this point. It is not that I have any specific desire to see a blunt and heavy theological axe ground to a fine edge but rather I feel the reprobates here would benefit from such an exposition and it their well-being I am primarily condisering.Quote:
Originally Posted by bmick
.....or something else.
yeah ...what he ^^ said:huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesDo please expand on this point. It is not that I have any specific desire to see a blunt and heavy theological axe ground to a fine edge but rather I feel the reprobates here would benefit from such an exposition and it their well-being I am primarily condisering.Quote:
Originally Posted by bmick
.....or something else.