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Poohead? That is sweet.
Haha. In your face, jp.
Evening erin, nice to meet you. My daughter has the same name but she spells it Éirinn.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
hello mr jp. my dad says you are a poohead. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
thank you mr jp. goodbye.
from erin.
Your dad is a nice man but is what we, the people of the internet, call a mentalist. In a good way, like.
Nice. She's gone up to bed now, but I'll be sure to let her peruse the above upon her awakening, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulEvening erin, nice to meet you. My daughter has the same name but she spells it Éirinn.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Your dad is a nice man but is what we, the people of the internet, call a mentalist. In a good way, like.
Kudos, in spelling your daughter's name beautifully and correctly. Mine might have erred towards the Gailaige in other circumstances but her name is actually derived from a Gabriel Garcia Marquez novella entitled The Sad and Incredible Tale Of Innocent Erendira And Her Heartless Grandmother. She was registered/christened Erendira. It has lapsed into Erin for obvious reasons.
I was gonna let a dog do some typing for me. But they've all gone to bed.
Could invite one of the torrents youths to take their place - coherence would have to go by the board obviousment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Fabulous tale.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceNice. She's gone up to bed now, but I'll be sure to let her peruse the above upon her awakening, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Kudos, in spelling your daughter's name beautifully and correctly. Mine might have erred towards the Gailaige in other circumstances but her name is actually derived from a Gabriel Garcia Marquez novella entitled The Sad and Incredible Tale Of Innocent Erendira And Her Heartless Grandmother. She was registered/christened Erendira. It has lapsed into Erin for obvious reasons.
Are you calling me a fucking lying cunt, you fucking cunt?Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulFabulous tale.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Cos I'm not, like. Well, not in this instance.
Well ... no, I didn't intend to.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceAre you calling me a fucking lying cunt, you fucking cunt?Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Cos I'm not, like. Well, not in this instance.
I meant fabulous in the modern sence. I should have remembered it was you and been more precise.
Would you forgive me and substitute "fabulous" with either "heart-warming" or "charming". You chose.
Are you talking about The Sad and Incredible Tale Of Innocent Erendira And Her Heartless Grandmother or some other tale. :unsure:
Thank fuck he wasn't reading The Beastly Beatitudes of Balthazar B
Actualment, the sick joke is on everybody, like.
The missus liked the ring of it, and the literary density of it, little realising the underlying, harsh irony privy only to the few readers of the text.
I'll explain this to my daughter when she reaches an age whereby I feel she can accept it.
Thereupon, I'll be expecting a Stanley-Blade to the throat.
Is it true that the majority of deaths in this world are caused by religion?
Is it true that suicide bombers do it because they have faith?
Seems to me that religion causes more deaths than drunk driving. If this is the case, should we not ban religion in the name of world peace?
Let's slaughter every man, woman and child who prays to a deity, in the name of world peace...
Or am I just being a cunt?
Old Geezer? Is that you? :O
Foxy has taken to eating mental tablets.
Observe and enjoy.
What'd ewe say about my mamma. http://www.michealmilton.com/forums/...es/Gangsta.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I said she's a cunt and her Lancashire hotpot tastes like shite.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something ElseWhat'd ewe say about my mamma. http://www.michealmilton.com/forums/...es/Gangsta.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
The bad kind of shite.
As opposed to the good kind of shite, you stupid cunt, like. :yup:
Oh. I thought it was something else about an affair. I was quite far off the mark then. Arse.
No, arse was quite accurate.
No wonder you're a vegetamarian.
Your mum's sammiches taste like arses. Fact.
:lol:
She never makes me any. Cunt. :emo:
well how the fuck could you have a sarnie without any meat in it?
shirley that'd just be a salad in some bread or something else.
Ploughmans. :runaway:
:blink:
edit: oh wait, i just looked it up and a ploughman's doesn't have meat in it. Anytime I've had one it's had some slices of pig in it:unsure:
Don't you ever call your Mam that again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
You're going to special hell now.
Yeah right, that'll work.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
You'll be banning drunk driving next.
Plus won.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulDon't you ever call your Mam that again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
You're going to special hell now.
You brought him up better than that, Shirley.
I did. I did. It's not his fault. I blame the father. :eyebrows:
If Ben had been a girl, her name would've been Erin. (that somehow doesn't seem correct, but I don't know how else to put it)
Thats just weird.
Our Father, which art down the pub,Quote:
Originally Posted by benchez' mum
hallowed be thy tankard;
thy beer has come;
thy will be drunk,
in earth as it is in Devon.
Give us this day our daily dread.
And forgive us our trespasses (especially in the middle east),
as we shouldn't forgive them that trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation;
but deliver us from cunts.
For thine is the kingdom,
the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.
All's well that nearly ends well, like. Almost.
They had a rehearsal in the chapel the other day whereby the kids received unconsecrated hosts from the priest. Turns out Erin actually enjoyed the taste, like.
She said it tasted like rice-paper. Which is pretty fucking astounding, in that she has never tasted rice (true story) or paper ( I hope) or the amalgam of the two.
So I'm going for a premature win here. Woo hoo. Thank you Jesus for not having a body that tastes like shite to my daughter. Not that she's tasted shite. I hope.
I think we have witnessed a miracle and take this news as final and irrefutable proof of the existence of God.
All hail the Ori.
But Godel already proved it.
Yeah, but what if it's the consecration that actually makes the host taste like shite?
Wouldn't that be like an anti-miracle or something else?
I'm slumping back into paranoia now. :emo:
Fuck you god, you tricky bastard!!
My Grandparents used to dance with the holy ghost. I remember the spirit entering our circle - smelling of sweat and earth.
-bd
That wasn't Christian communion, that was Peyote.
Nay...not peyote, but Pentecostal. Blessed by the spirit we sang in her tongue, easily.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Holy rollers, yes.
-bd
Did you kill then resurrect any snakes?
Did you cure the blind and crippled?
Did John Belushi do somersaults down the aisle?
Did James Brown soft-shoe shuffle the fuck out of the place?
Let me hear you say 'Jeeeeebus'!!!!!
But the pentecostal church is the one where everyone speaks in tongues, in accordance with the bible story. (Starting every post with 'but' is starting to become annoying)
:eyebrows:
Yeh, I knows that, Skweeks, like.