Ever convinced a woman to do anal?

I don't really understand the point of this if the woman in question has a perfectly serviceable front-bottom available.

Shit-stabbing is shit-stabbing, no matter the gender of arsehole you're trying to cram it into. It's not something that appeals, really.

no man im not gonna do it but im glad you enjoyed it haha

They do say that men who have a fear of anal sex with women are struggling with there own sense of sexuality. Guys
that say omg thats shit stabbing or thats soo gross are just probably about 2 steps before coming out of the closet. It
is the man who is confident with his own sexualtiy and 100 percent hetrosexual that looks at this act as a pleasureable
experience.

up the wrongen:naughty:
back door bandit :naughty::naughty:
or my favorite for the poster above up the sheriffs rusty badge :01::01:

Ah, the elusive "they". Well good for them...

sheriff , cud u explain with detail what r your techniques to convince those woman who are afraid it will hurt very much?
I let them spit to my dick a lot so it goes very wet inside. sometimes vaselyne, but i prefer she suck hard and spit it a lot, more pleaseant.

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sheriff , cud u explain with detail what r your techniques to convince those woman who are afraid it will hurt very much?
I let them spit to my dick a lot so it goes very wet inside. sometimes vaselyne, but i prefer she suck hard and spit it a lot, more pleaseant.

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The first time it always is not very pleasant for them. After a few times there asshole will begin to loosen up more alowing a more pleaseant
experience for them. Just reassure them that in time it will feel very good and dont forget to use good quality lube because saliva from spit drys
up very fast.

Do you let her return the favour?

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Do you let her return the favour?

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:cry::cry::cry::D:D:D

Well, a lot of guys quite like it, and it would only be fair wouldn't it?

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Originally Posted by sheriff 01

They do say that men who have a fear of anal sex with women are struggling with there own sense of sexuality. Guys
that say omg thats shit stabbing or thats soo gross are just probably about 2 steps before coming out of the closet. It
is the man who is confident with his own sexualtiy and 100 percent hetrosexual that looks at this act as a pleasureable
experience.

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Its gross dude.

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Originally Posted by Hombre

sheriff , cud u explain with detail what r your techniques to convince those woman who are afraid it will hurt very much?
I let them spit to my dick a lot so it goes very wet inside. sometimes vaselyne, but i prefer she suck hard and spit it a lot, more pleaseant.

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Pure poetry.



-doobs :cry:

Do you get the ladies to drop their panties, quick like?



-bd

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Originally Posted by sheriff 01

They do say that men who have a fear of anal sex with women are struggling with there own sense of sexuality. Guys
that say omg thats shit stabbing or thats soo gross are just probably about 2 steps before coming out of the closet. It
is the man who is confident with his own sexualtiy and 100 percent hetrosexual that looks at this act as a pleasureable
experience.

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Its gross dude.

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Unless, you're German.

Everybody knows that...even the the fuckwits.


-doobs

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Originally Posted by sheriff 01

They do say that men who have a fear of anal sex with women are struggling with there own sense of sexuality. Guys
that say omg thats shit stabbing or thats soo gross are just probably about 2 steps before coming out of the closet. It
is the man who is confident with his own sexualtiy and 100 percent hetrosexual that looks at this act as a pleasureable
experience.

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Agree with you, and a real man never asks anything to a woman, the woman asks the real man for anything she wants.

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Its gross dude.

Unless, you're German.

Everybody knows that...even the the fuckwits.


-doobs

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Most Europeans are in much better shape and take better care of their bodies than North Americans.
Of course most American guys are going to think of anal sex as something grotesque considering that 1/3 of adult females in the States are obese. More than half over-weight..
Tbh, I'm surprised you guys even touch them at all.. :lol:

And please stop the German bashing por favor.
The fact that you have no problem putting the same label on over 80 million different individuals based on some flag on a forum says more about you than the Germans.

So come on, stop wasting your time killing off Native Indians and practicing segregation and give anal a try. If done right, both partners get something out of it.

Who knows, maybe you won't feel the need to start a 3rd war in Iran and kill another million Middle-Easterners if you have this on your hands. :naughty:

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Its gross dude.

Unless, you're German.

Everybody knows that...even the the fuckwits.


-doobs

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Most Europeans are in much better shape and take better care of their bodies than North Americans.
Of course most American guys are going to think of anal sex as something grotesque considering that 1/3 of adult females in the States are obese. More than half over-weight..
Tbh, I'm surprised you guys even touch them at all.. :lol:

And please stop the German bashing por favor.
The fact that you have no problem putting the same label on over 80 million different individuals based on some flag on a forum says more about you than the Germans.

So come on, stop wasting your time killing off Native Indians and practicing segregation and give anal a try. If done right, both partners get something out of it.

Who knows, maybe you won't feel the need to start a 3rd war in Iran and kill another million Middle-Easterners if you have this on your hands. :naughty:

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You just registered to post in a thread about anal sex on a file sharing forum.:lol:

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You just registered to post in a thread about anal sex on a file sharing forum.:lol:

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...and my credibility just nose-dived :lol:

capdepepene may have just registered here but his opinion is also of great value here. I love this man's views and i feel almost as if we are kindred brothers in spirit. I salute you capdepepene and your magnificent post - it was full of win right from the start.

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Because it was with another guy.

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Suck my dick :P

Because it's a funny way to lose virginity and the girl was a genuine cow :lol:

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Originally Posted by capdepepene

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Its gross dude.

Unless, you're German.

Everybody knows that...even the the fuckwits.


-doobs

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Most Europeans are in much better shape and take better care of their bodies than North Americans.
Of course most American guys are going to think of anal sex as something grotesque considering that 1/3 of adult females in the States are obese. More than half over-weight..
Tbh, I'm surprised you guys even touch them at all.. :lol:

And please stop the German bashing por favor.
The fact that you have no problem putting the same label on over 80 million different individuals based on some flag on a forum says more about you than the Germans.

So come on, stop wasting your time killing off Native Indians and practicing segregation and give anal a try. If done right, both partners get something out of it.

Who knows, maybe you won't feel the need to start a 3rd war in Iran and kill another million Middle-Easterners if you have this on your hands. :naughty:

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Oh, the irony...

Piss off, nazi.

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Oh, the irony...

Piss off, nazi.

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yeah, I tried to make us of it. Obviously I wasn't to successful.

Now for the great comeback..

Piss off you mass-murdering, torturing, SUV-driving, cousin-marrying, FOX News-worshiping prick.

See? Stereotypes CAN be funny! :naughty:

Faux news sux. Agreed.


-doobs

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i was bit fed up of pussy and suck, so it was time to experiment sth new

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I see, ever been to jail?

Nice to hear your fingers smell like shit too :P Has anyone ever thought twice about getting head straight after doing anal? Poor girl aye?

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Originally Posted by Hombre

i was bit fed up of pussy and suck, so it was time to experiment sth new

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I see, ever been to jail?

Nice to hear your fingers smell like shit too :P Has anyone ever thought twice about getting head straight after doing anal? Poor girl aye?

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I have not only thought about it but i have done this ass to mouth thing with many girls before and i even kiss her with tongue after this. Lmao!!

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Originally Posted by iLOVENZB

I see, ever been to jail?

Nice to hear your fingers smell like shit too :P Has anyone ever thought twice about getting head straight after doing anal? Poor girl aye?

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I have not only thought about it but i have done this ass to mouth thing with many girls before and i even kiss her with tongue after this. Lmao!!

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Dude you might as well toss your own salad :lol:

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Originally Posted by iLOVENZB

I see, ever been to jail?

Nice to hear your fingers smell like shit too :P Has anyone ever thought twice about getting head straight after doing anal? Poor girl aye?

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I have not only thought about it but i have done this ass to mouth thing with girls, actually one dude, all right, it was my dog, and his "pink thing" poked me, and I ended up with Conjunctivitis of the brown eye, and i even kiss him with tongue after this. Lmao!!

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-doobs

^True story.


-doobs

doobie, wtf is with your avatar lol.

capdepepene, I enjoyed reading our posts. Good humor, intelligent stuff... Thank you for that.

@Hombre:Thanks for sharing bud'.that's a pretty Interesting subject to talk about.I personally never tried anal with a girl,even if i was tempted to do it one time (when I was too drunk )but the part with ''ass can be smelly sometimes'' makes me think that the vaginal sex is still the best way.

Never would and never will, the stench would put me off having a shitty helmet, Then the thought of falling asleep just after the act, then waking up with a dried crusty helmet stuck to the side of my inner thigh, and having to peel it off real slow with crumbling dried anal gunk, those thoughts put me right off the subject.
My friend told me many years ago about a foreign chick he did, he said he slipped it in the backdoor by accident with a condom on, and while doing the do the condom ripped, when he went to the toilet to clean his pipe out his helmet swelled to the size of his fist because there was a bit of corn stuck in his urethra, he tried unplugging the holewith a cotton bud which in turn just pushed the corn deeping, he said the leakage was foaming like a leaky keg of beer. He eventually got it out with some tweezers. he was called corn on the lob for a while after that.
These are reasons why i will never ever play at kicking in the backdoor of any chick whether she has a tight or lose front bum.
Buttholes are meant for 1 way traffic.

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capdepepene, I enjoyed reading our posts. Good humor, intelligent stuff... Thank you for that.

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:lol:


An obvious dupe account. Brilliant.


-doobs

there are always ways to ensure everything plays right

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capdepepene, I enjoyed reading our posts.

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oops. obvious typo (looks like there is a need to indicate that on this forum. Its not "our posts", but rather "your posts".

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Originally Posted by ablearcher

capdepepene, I enjoyed reading our posts.

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oops. obvious typo (looks like there is a need to indicate that on this forum. Its not "our posts", but rather "your posts".

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Obviously, you're not the master of sarcasm that you pretend to be.




-doobs

If you're not a dupe account - my sincerest apologies.



-doobs :mellow:

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Never would and never will, the stench would put me off having a shitty helmet, Then the thought of falling asleep just after the act, then waking up with a dried crusty helmet stuck to the side of my inner thigh, and having to peel it off real slow with crumbling dried anal gunk, those thoughts put me right off the subject.
My friend told me many years ago about a foreign chick he did, he said he slipped it in the backdoor by accident with a condom on, and while doing the do the condom ripped, when he went to the toilet to clean his pipe out his helmet swelled to the size of his fist because there was a bit of corn stuck in his urethra, he tried unplugging the holewith a cotton bud which in turn just pushed the corn deeping, he said the leakage was foaming like a leaky keg of beer. He eventually got it out with some tweezers. he was called corn on the lob for a while after that.
These are reasons why i will never ever play at kicking in the backdoor of any chick whether she has a tight or lose front bum.
Buttholes are meant for 1 way traffic.

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:lol:

What a story, poor guy.

good luck ,pal

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ps: i never managed to do ass to mouth on her, but will try. it's not very easy and friends said it only works if they are bit drunk :naughty:

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LOL. You are one sick hombre, hombre.