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    @Hombre:Thanks for sharing bud'.that's a pretty Interesting subject to talk about.I personally never tried anal with a girl,even if i was tempted to do it one time (when I was too drunk )but the part with ''ass can be smelly sometimes'' makes me think that the vaginal sex is still the best way.

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    Never would and never will, the stench would put me off having a shitty helmet, Then the thought of falling asleep just after the act, then waking up with a dried crusty helmet stuck to the side of my inner thigh, and having to peel it off real slow with crumbling dried anal gunk, those thoughts put me right off the subject.
    My friend told me many years ago about a foreign chick he did, he said he slipped it in the backdoor by accident with a condom on, and while doing the do the condom ripped, when he went to the toilet to clean his pipe out his helmet swelled to the size of his fist because there was a bit of corn stuck in his urethra, he tried unplugging the holewith a cotton bud which in turn just pushed the corn deeping, he said the leakage was foaming like a leaky keg of beer. He eventually got it out with some tweezers. he was called corn on the lob for a while after that.
    These are reasons why i will never ever play at kicking in the backdoor of any chick whether she has a tight or lose front bum.
    Buttholes are meant for 1 way traffic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ablearcher View Post
    capdepepene, I enjoyed reading our posts. Good humor, intelligent stuff... Thank you for that.



    An obvious dupe account. Brilliant.


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    there are always ways to ensure everything plays right

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    Quote Originally Posted by ablearcher View Post
    capdepepene, I enjoyed reading our posts.
    oops. obvious typo (looks like there is a need to indicate that on this forum. Its not "our posts", but rather "your posts".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ablearcher View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ablearcher View Post
    capdepepene, I enjoyed reading our posts.
    oops. obvious typo (looks like there is a need to indicate that on this forum. Its not "our posts", but rather "your posts".

    Obviously, you're not the master of sarcasm that you pretend to be.




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    If you're not a dupe account - my sincerest apologies.



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    Last edited by brotherdoobie; 04-19-2010 at 01:19 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkstate01 View Post
    Never would and never will, the stench would put me off having a shitty helmet, Then the thought of falling asleep just after the act, then waking up with a dried crusty helmet stuck to the side of my inner thigh, and having to peel it off real slow with crumbling dried anal gunk, those thoughts put me right off the subject.
    My friend told me many years ago about a foreign chick he did, he said he slipped it in the backdoor by accident with a condom on, and while doing the do the condom ripped, when he went to the toilet to clean his pipe out his helmet swelled to the size of his fist because there was a bit of corn stuck in his urethra, he tried unplugging the holewith a cotton bud which in turn just pushed the corn deeping, he said the leakage was foaming like a leaky keg of beer. He eventually got it out with some tweezers. he was called corn on the lob for a while after that.
    These are reasons why i will never ever play at kicking in the backdoor of any chick whether she has a tight or lose front bum.
    Buttholes are meant for 1 way traffic.


    What a story, poor guy.
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    good luck ,pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hombre View Post
    ps: i never managed to do ass to mouth on her, but will try. it's not very easy and friends said it only works if they are bit drunk
    LOL. You are one sick hombre, hombre.

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