I don't know how to get an attractive woman (or any living thing)

You are not supposed to help me in any way. It's just that I am stating the fact: I want a pretty woman, but don't know how to get one.

For the record, most "pretty" women (by my standards) are as shallow as your mom's vagina, Oleg. But then again, that's precisely what makes them all so easy. :(

Darth Rings, I asked you this before and I will ask you this again, are you still a teenager? Your behavior is different from the behavior of every single person that ever talked to me on this board. Yes, Disme is sometimes mean to me, but he still sounds like a fully mature person. You, on the other hand... you seem a little off...

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Darth Rings, I asked you this before and I will ask you this again, are you still a teenager? Your behavior is different from the behavior of every single person that ever talked to me on this board. Yes, Disme is sometimes mean to me, but he still sounds like a fully mature person. You, on the other hand... you seem a little off...

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It is very good to see that you do not consider my silly posts as teenager post. :pinch:

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I agree 100% with the maturity thing, albeit my wife seems to think otherwise :(


Seriously: It's not a matter of being mean. I try to protect you and make you realise what people here think of you when posting your 'strange' statements and/or questions.
If all you wrote here is indeed true and you are not trolling I fear you have some kind of psycholgical issue a some other FST'ers stated before.

But I have to admit I've been in a trolling mood myself too for some time now. :happy:

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Darth Rings, I asked you this before and I will ask you this again, are you still a teenager? Your behavior is different from the behavior of every single person that ever talked to me on this board. Yes, Disme is sometimes mean to me, but he still sounds like a fully mature person. You, on the other hand... you seem a little off...

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I got compared to Disme. Good enough for me.

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I got compared to Disme. Good enough for me.

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Thanks for the kind words ...

Always the same... no kind words for MBM. :(

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Always the same... no kind words for MBM. :(

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don't worry, It will come.:P

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Horses for courses.

Disease related humour was a staple in this lounge long before MBM's son was born. Should we all just grind to a halt cos some bloke on the internets is effected by Down's? I've discussed this with MBM and it turns out that the guy actually has a sense of humour. His wife too. Who'd a thunk it?

Someone very close to me is an Aspie and guess what? She is not effected in any way by this spastic. She is completely and happily oblivious to him.

It's so-called able bodied people who get their knickers in a twist who have the problem here. Without the righteous, there'd be no trolls cos nobody would give a fuck.

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Please. Just because you can make fun of something doesn't mean you should. To find humor in any and everything, and to go as far as pursuing said "humor" not only demeans and demoralizes life itself, but humor and comedy alike. I've spoken to MBM multiple times, as well, and I'm glad he sees the positive in it, but that does not mean that it's a laughing matter, even if the people subject to it attempt to be humorous about it as a defense mechanism. How about the next time something terrible (deserving of consolation, or otherwise) happens to you, I (or someone else) belittles your emotions which are very much real by trying to substitute them with humor?

To stick humor up on a podium above respect and empathy means little more than desensitizing humor, amongst the other sentiments you avoid in the process. For such a person who surely understands that humor and laughter are part of the humanistic experience, you sure do ignore that it is still a subset of said experience.

As for the last two parts of your post, I cannot but agree more (I have known many Aspies in the course of my life; even worked at a centre for the disabled for a brief amount of time). However, at the very least, a sense of respect is due in situations like these. You cannot ignore that fact and be complacent with humor where it isn't meant to be found.

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Frankly speaking I think chavis has baggage from his past that centers around this topic that still beleaguers him to date.Take a look at the character of sue from glee and why she is what she is,that's the catopric image of the grim childhood that chavis called life.He's not a troll,he's just sad.

and olegl...pics or you aren't autistic.

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Heum....who? I never thought I'd see a Glee reference on this board.

Anxiously waiting for a Sex and the city metaphor now...

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I agree 100% with the maturity thing, albeit my wife seems to think otherwise :(


Seriously: It's not a matter of being mean. I try to protect you and make you realise what people here think of you when posting your 'strange' statements and/or questions.
If all you wrote here is indeed true and you are not trolling I fear you have some kind of psycholgical issue a some other FST'ers stated before.

But I have to admit I've been in a trolling mood myself too for some time now. :happy:

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I really LOVE it when you write such posts. I honestly do. Please never write any mean posts again. If you want to joke, that's cool, but please never write mean posts.

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Please. Just because you can make fun of something doesn't mean you should. To find humor in any and everything, and to go as far as pursuing said "humor" not only demeans and demoralizes life itself, but humor and comedy alike. I've spoken to MBM multiple times, as well, and I'm glad he sees the positive in it, but that does not mean that it's a laughing matter, even if the people subject to it attempt to be humorous about it as a defense mechanism. How about the next time something terrible (deserving of consolation, or otherwise) happens to you, I (or someone else) belittles your emotions which are very much real by trying to substitute them with humor?

To stick humor up on a podium above respect and empathy means little more than desensitizing humor, amongst the other sentiments you avoid in the process. For such a person who surely understands that humor and laughter are part of the humanistic experience, you sure do ignore that it is still a subset of said experience.

As for the last two parts of your post, I cannot but agree more (I have known many Aspies in the course of my life; even worked at a centre for the disabled for a brief amount of time). However, at the very least, a sense of respect is due in situations like these. You cannot ignore that fact and be complacent with humor where it isn't meant to be found.

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Frankly speaking I think chavis has baggage from his past that centers around this topic that still beleaguers him to date.Take a look at the character of sue from glee and why she is what she is,that's the catopric image of the grim childhood that chavis called life.He's not a troll,he's just sad.

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I don't know what's worse, the fact you're giving excuses for chavis' troll like behaviour or that you actually watch Glee :unsure:.

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Heum....who? I never thought I'd see a Glee reference on this board.
Anxiously waiting for a Sex and the city metaphor now...

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Sex and the City 2 is like a plate of cockroaches with a little whipped cream on the side.:unsure:

OMG this was so like some of teh good ol day posts lol,Chavis would fitted in purrrfectedly

OP again 'disabled' :P

Fox News reports mass protests in support of Oleg's safe return... :o

http://i54.tinypic.com/30wm1cj.jpg

Are those Malaysians ? I doubt if Malaysians rioting in the street even have much of an effect on what happens in Malaysia.

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Nice one!

You win.

He keeps trying to log in since I disabled him this morning, like constantly, I can feel the OCD at work...so I reversed it. Poor OlegL...

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Are those Malaysians ? I doubt if Malaysians rioting in the street even have much of an effect on what happens in Malaysia.

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I heard malaysians are a government conspiracy made up to make americans feel good about themselves, like mexico and arabs.

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Are those Malaysians ? I doubt if Malaysians rioting in the street even have much of an effect on what happens in Malaysia.

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I heard malaysians are a government conspiracy made up to make americans feel good about themselves, like mexico and arabs.

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You must admit though that making things up is simpler/more cost effective than going through the whole enslaving an entire race thing again.
Of course it did give us Snoop Dog so I guess at least it ended well.

Don't forget that other black guy, the one who is funny.

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Nice one!

You win.

He keeps trying to log in since I disabled him this morning, like constantly, I can feel the OCD at work...so I reversed it. Poor OlegL...

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*The triumphant protesters return home, never to know what their signs said...*

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Since he needs to be both funny and a guy then it's safe to exclude Bill Cosby . I'm then assuming you are talking about either Obama or Oprah .

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Hey Oleg: You're truly despicable.

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Do you think that people that get prostitutes for sex are despicable?.. By the way, guys, now I don't think I want just sex; I realized that sex is empty by itself; I want to get to know a person first.

You can talk to the hooker first, but it'll still cost you. It's only despicable if she's nasty, why pay for nasty?

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And how is their behavior different from my behavior?

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And how is their behavior different from my behavior?

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They don't troll BT forums :)

Well, I am asking a serious question here; Darth Rings, please answer it.

If trolling = serious, than yes your question = serious ... that's where it all goes wrong for you, since all you do is trolling!

You can have sex with my wife if you can make it to Pittsburgh PA

The thing is that on one hand I want a sexual relationship, but on the other hand, I am afraid that a person will treat me badly if I end up in a relationship with that person. It's just so confusing... Also, on one hand, I want sex, but on the other hand, I want a romantic relationship.

Have you thought about becoming a woman? That would solve all your problems and you're already half way there, judging by that last post.

I'm assuming you're talking about the half with all the sexual needs, callum?

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You are not supposed to help me in any way. It's just that I am stating the fact: I want a pretty woman, but don't know how to get one.

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Pretty is subjective to the observer. One man's pretty is another's man turn off (and vice versa for teh giriles like)

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Will you answer this question or not?

I've seen a lot of nature films, Oleg. Since we are essentially animals, I believe it is a fair assumption that what works in the animal kingdom will work for you. Here are a couple of things I have noticed that I think you should experiment with:

1. Have bright, eye-catching plumage. Dress in REALLY bright outfits so you stand out.

2. Dance. All the dominant animals have cool moves- dance around in front of her and as many females as you can.

3. Show several potential mates your genitals. This will excite the female, and make you irresistible to her.

4. Find areas where lots of females gather. Places like malls, schools, and churches will take place of the watering holes of the Serengeti.

So, to summarize: Wear really bright clothes, hang out in malls and schools while dancing and showing off your genitals. I give you millions of years of successful mating techniques in an easy-to-remember format, but do not spread it around- the more people who know this, the fewer females there will be to go around...

Happy hunting, Oleg!

Maybe you could also look for one of these OlegL:

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/4...32#post3576032