Bring cayke, or fuck the fuck off

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by chavis

I've moved along to The Wedding Present now, so the testosterone is pumping and I can actually feel the hair on my testicles growing. Besides, it's not queer if it's your birthday.

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True dat. Sorry to introduce an element of crazy into your birthday. I'll open up a new burfday fred for you shortly ^_^ x

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You're OK at the moment chavis, it's when she starts displaying the physical manifestations that she can't control her thoughts and feelings that you need to get the fuck out of dodge. Anxiety attacks and that, you'll see the physical ticks in her face, then you'll know she is the lunatic I've told you she is, and when it happens run like fuck.

@ Squeamous,

You want open season on insulting each other, I can do that, bitch. The only difference is I don't lie like you, so everyone will know that my descriptions of your unstable character, and the characteristics which manifest themselves showing that, are true.

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Originally Posted by chavis

It wasn't a threat, Dave, it was jokes.

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In case you have't figured it out yet chavis, the joking about is over. What you and she posted last night were threats. Combined with the posts she has made insulting me over the last couple of days, I've had enough. This bitch has been told repeatedly. She's too thick to get it.

Don't you think it's odd that some bitch who doesn't want me anywhere near her should be spending so much time wandering around here posting things she knows will get me near her? Don't you wonder about how someone who claims she doesn't want me anywhere near her should be commenting about me in PMs? Don't you wonder about the sanity of someone like that?

Wow..A Birthday thread that turned to a soap opera thread, Peyton Place style....Oh well, even though I don't know you, have a good one Chavis, & try to avoid the lunatics.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

True dat. Sorry to introduce an element of crazy into your birthday. I'll open up a new burfday fred for you shortly ^_^ x

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You're OK at the moment chavis, it's when she starts displaying the physical manifestations that she can't control her thoughts and feelings that you need to get the fuck out of dodge. Anxiety attacks and that, you'll see the physical ticks in her face, then you'll know she is the lunatic I've told you she is, and when it happens run like fuck.

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I'll be okay no matter what transpires, Dave. I don't know the girl and I inhabit an altogether separate landmass. The chances of her and I encountering each other are slim at best.

As for facial ticks and the like, that doesn't denote lunacy, Dave. Where did you go to school? Makes for better blowjobs, I'd imagine.

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Originally Posted by teflon05

Wow..A Birthday thread that turned to a soap opera thread, Peyton Place style....Oh well, even though I don't know you, have a good one Chavis, & try to avoid the lunatics.

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Cheers Teff.

Threads like this are my birthday present. Don't think for a second that I don't appreciate the effort.

All these threats of police action over the interwebz, what a fuckin joke and borders on ridiculously immature behaviour. The police dept would actually laugh his fuckin ass out of the station-lol Then afterwards they would go home and tell there wives about some lunatic they had to deal with at work that day-lol

By the way, happy b-day chavis :yay:

Happy Birthday young man, hope you're having a good one Chav
Nice to see they've pulled out all the stops for you on your Birthday thread!!!
Great entertainment, you must be in Heaven :D

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Originally Posted by sheriff 01

All these threats of police action over the interwebz, what a fuckin joke and borders on ridiculously immature behaviour. The police dept would actually laugh his fuckin ass out of the station-lol Then afterwards they would go home and tell there wives about some lunatic they had to deal with at work that day-lol

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You really should try and understand some of the history of things if you intend on commenting upon them. It is perfectly possible for someone who knows your home address to threaten you on the internet.

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Originally Posted by chavis

...Makes for better blowjobs, I'd imagine.

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Do you think?

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by chavis

It wasn't a threat, Dave, it was jokes.

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In case you have't figured it out yet chavis, the joking about is over. What you and she posted last night were threats. Combined with the posts she has made insulting me over the last couple of days, I've had enough. This bitch has been told repeatedly. She's too thick to get it.

Don't you think it's odd that some bitch who doesn't want me anywhere near her should be spending so much time wandering around here posting things she knows will get me near her? Don't you wonder about how someone who claims she doesn't want me anywhere near her should be commenting about me in PMs? Don't you wonder about the sanity of someone like that?

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If you've had enough, Dave, go away. You've been exponentially humiliated on this board since your sudden reappearance after two years absence, which just so happened to coincide with Squeamous posting again.

The only reason you came back here to intimidate her is cos your little brain was in critical fucking mass cos she effectively ignored your mentalism in real life, and you just couldn't stand it.

If I thought you'd get this apoplectic, I would've made jokes about killing you months ago, for fuck sake.

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Originally Posted by chavis

If you've had enough, Dave, go away. You've been exponentially humiliated on this board since your sudden reappearance after two years absence, which just so happened to coincide with Squeamous posting again.

The only reason you came back here to intimidate her is cos your little brain was in critical fucking mass cos she effectively ignored your mentalism in real life, and you just couldn't stand it.

If I thought you'd get this apoplectic, I would've made jokes about killing you months ago, for fuck sake.

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It doesn't matter how many times you repeat your tired old lies about how I'm here to intimidate her, the facts show that it's not me going around here making insulting posts at her. It's her who is posting insults at me.

I never came back when she did, that's another lie you all keep posting. She came back here in February, I wasn't posting here in February, although I was coming here. You might like to check the claims you're making against the real timeline of what has gone on here.

I'm not apoplectic chavis, I am pissed off. You friend wants this to be a place we exchange insults, and after many months I'm accepting the challenge. If you don't like that fuck off, cause I won't be.

So chavis, when are you going to be man enough to actually tell me the lies she has been feeding you in the background?

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

So chavis, when are you going to be man enough to actually tell me the lies she has been feeding you in the background?

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I'll drip feed you as I deem appropriate, Dave. It's so much more fun that way. :smilie4:

I'm not sure what you think you're gaining from drip feeding me the lies like this, everyone you've posted so far has been shown to have been a lie. Except that last one, which I haven't bothered commenting on yet.

Just post them up, so everyone can see me for the lunatic you claim I am, complete with the complete shit you've been fed to support that. Come on it'll be a laugh.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

I'm not sure what you think you're gaining from drip feeding me the lies like this, everyone you've posted so far has been shown to have been a lie. Except that last one, which I haven't bothered commenting on yet.

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I'll tell you what I'm gaining, Dave. Entertainment. Your crater of a life is an unending source of amusement to me.

If everyone else gets collaterally entertained too, then so much the better.

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Originally Posted by chavis

I'll tell you what I'm gaining, Dave. Entertainment. Your crater of a life is an unending source of amusement to me.

If everyone else gets collaterally entertained too, then so much the better.

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So you're openly admitting that you're as bad as her? Not caring what the accumulated build up of this drip feeding of lies might lead to? Not worrying about whether it causes someone to get seriously hurt?

Happy Birthday Chavis....

Fook me... this thread's gotta be a pretty good pressie in terms of entertainment, surely? :lol:

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by chavis

I'll tell you what I'm gaining, Dave. Entertainment. Your crater of a life is an unending source of amusement to me.

If everyone else gets collaterally entertained too, then so much the better.

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So you're openly admitting that you're as bad as her? Not caring what the accumulated build up of this drip feeding of lies might lead to? Not worrying about whether it causes someone to get seriously hurt?

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Reject... do you seriously think that anyone on this board really cares about what happens to any other in real life? Everyone's strangers, and in no way effect each other... you're the one letting it get to you... why not put some people on your ignore list before you end up in a straight jacket gibbering in a padded cell somewhere... you really need to chill out mate :unsure:

Happy Birthday and in lieu of anything better.:yay:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaZib6axjuA

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by chavis

I'll tell you what I'm gaining, Dave. Entertainment. Your crater of a life is an unending source of amusement to me.

If everyone else gets collaterally entertained too, then so much the better.

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So you're openly admitting that you're as bad as her? Not caring what the accumulated build up of this drip feeding of lies might lead to? Not worrying about whether it causes someone to get seriously hurt?

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Who's gonna get hurt, Dave? Not me, that's for fucking sure. Not Squeamous either. Unless you fancy spending a couple of years at her majesty's pleasure, like.

All I will say is this: what goes on on the internets stays on the internets. Unless it spills over into real life. And it it spills over one more time into my real life, someone's wife is going to get a personal visit (I know both where she lives and where she works), and I am going to ask that person's wife to please chain her husband up properly when she goes to work because he keeps escaping into my garden and shitting all over my daisies. It's not a threat, it's a fact. The police will be my last resort, because frankly they've got better things to do than spend their time refereeing a personal spat between a man and a woman who are old enough to know fucking better.

I'm sorry you can't take a joke Dave, and I'm sorry you can't let 'us' go. And I'm really pretty sad about the whole thing to be honest because it's a car crash and nobody likes a dirty great car crash appearing over in their life over and over like some temporal rift. But I am not going to alter my behaviour one little bit on this board. I will continue to say and do as I please as long as it doesn't break any laws (and please, grow the fuck up, as if I would actually have you 'hit' - as you know from our many rows about the death penalty I am a pacifist), and if I want to make jokes about my life and the things going on in it I fucking will. It's called free speech, and it's my belief in free speech that has prevented me from seeking to have you removed from this board. I believe you have the freedom to say what you like about me, and likewise so do I. Fortunately for you I've got too much dignity to spurt out a constant stream of consciousness of bile and malice. Plus I'm too happy and positive in general.

I'm going from this thread now, and I won't be back to it. Enjoy.

Perfect chance for all this shit to be put to bed.... it's gotten pretty boring tbh (well aside from the bystander entertainment value)

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Fortunately for you I've got too much dignity to spurt out a constant stream of consciousness of bile and malice.

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You betrayed that lie before you even posted it with the stream of insults you've aimed at me over the last few days. Grow the fuck up, and accept that you don't have the right to behave like an absolute cunt towards someone else without consequence.

Unless of course you'd like to actually quote some of the bile and malice you claim I've posted towards you. Cause I can quote the bile and malice you've posted at me.

Oh! And feel free to pop along for a visit whenever you want, it'll be yet another an opportunity for you to explain why you behaved as you did towards me.

Squeamous, if you need to be rescued by a knight in shining armour, i am your man. I have a spot in my igloo here in canada just for the two of us-lol

You made the only female on the board leave my birthday thread, Dave. You owe me a 'happy birthday', Dave. Sort it out, Dave.

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It's called free speech, and it's my belief in free speech that has prevented me from seeking to have you removed from this board.

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Feel free to try that as well, I already escalated this crappy argument after your last little comment thanking your friends for supporting you. There is nothing that I have said which constitutes me stalking you.

Now stay completely the fuck away from me you sad and twisted fuck.

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Originally Posted by chavis

You made the only female on the board leave my birthday thread, Dave. You owe me a 'happy birthday', Dave. Sort it out, Dave.

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I've already given you your present with this thread, which I filled with extreme lunacy for your entertainment.

Happy Birthday chavis :)




(for the record, the only bit of this thread which I was serious about was the bit about accepting her challenge to exchange insults)

You really can't let it go, can you? You deserve all the shit you get tbh... And I couldn't care less what 'went on', but there was a perfect chance there to put it aside and move on from both sides... but you have to keep it going...

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You really can't let it go, can you? You deserve all the shit you get tbh... And I couldn't care less what 'went on', but there was a perfect chance there to put it aside and move on from both sides... but you have to keep it going...

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Yeah, yeah, I should be a nice man and let her have the last word. Sorry to disappoint the nice man she murdered would undoubtedly have behaved like that. He wouldn't have decided to accept her stream of insults posted over the last couple of days as a challenge to insult her back. Unfortunately he isn't me anymore, she saw to that.

Well any sort of a man at all would know when to cut there losses and move on... but no matter... to each their own.

I suppose it must be the done thing these days to sit at a keyboard, trying desperately to get the last word/insult in... good luck with that Reject, hope your twistedness and bitterness are good bedfellows...

Laters

Well the alternative would be to allow her lies to go unchallenged, like say the one about me causing a scene when I tried to return her things to her, that she must have fed (maybe indirectly) to chavis.

I've said it over and over again, all she has to do is stay completely the fuck away from me, and I will happily continue to stay completely the fuck away from her. If on the other hand she thinks its appropriate to derive pleasure from lying about me, and insulting me at every available opportunity, then she's going to have to accept me challenging the lies and insulting her back.

Oh! I liked how I'm the bitter and twisted one, when it's her who can't stop herself posting insults against me. Not me posting insults against her.

Dave, in all seriousness, check yourself. I know I keep saying this, but it's clearly not getting through. Where is your dignity, Dave? If I didn't derive so much pleasure from fucking you about, the whole sorry affair would depress me.

Anyway, I'd like to thank each and every one of you for your kind wishes, including Dave, and especially Idol for that vid which I and my autistic daughter found highly amusing.

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You wouldn't see me coming, Dave.

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from behind, eh?
ooh-err:smilie4:

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If everyone else gets collaterally entertained too, then so much the better.

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"collaterally entertained" - I like it.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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You wouldn't see me coming, Dave.

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from behind, eh?
ooh-err:smilie4:

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Stop lowering the tone, Peabody. It was all very civilised 'til you got here, you northern monkey you.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

from behind, eh?
ooh-err:smilie4:

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Stop lowering the tone, Peabody. It was all very civilised 'til you got here, you northern monkey you.

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Like this spasticfest's tone could be any lower:snooty:

chavis old chap,

You should read that post which Squeamous made, it explains pretty accurately the lesson she* taught me. About how she can behave however she likes without consequence. She can behave like a complete cunt towards other people, insulting them, lying to and about them, and not give any kind of a fuck about them or anything they think or feel about it. See she just cuts them dead, casts them aside and leaves the mess she has created behind. Thus avoiding any consequences of her behaviour.

So I don't need to check myself, I am completely in line with the lessons she taught me.

* She is not the only one who participated in teaching me this lesson, she was just the most effective teacher.

Oh! I should explain her references to being sad. She's not sad about the lies, or about manipulating me. She's not sad about hurting me with her lies and manipulation. She's sad because of an inescapable truth which she is only just becoming aware of. See she is just realising that she is a cunt (accoring to her own definition of what constitutes a cunt). She is sad because when she looks in the mirror, the reflection staring back at her is one that according to her own definition is a cunt. A female les hyde, who was a man whom she defined as a cunt because he behaved towards others in exactly the same way as she did towards me. She can't escape that truth. For the rest of her life she'll see that cunt staring back at her from the mirror.

I'm not gonna read that, Dave. It'll be more of the same and I'm fucking bored with it at the minute.

If you want me to read stuff, post aphorisms, not diatribes. There's a good chap.

Lessons in life according to Squeamous (as taught to me):

Being a cunt to other people is amusing.
There are no consequences.

Both of those are in line with your own behaviour, so she must be right. So I don't need to check myself.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Lessons in life according to Squeamous (as taught to me):

Being a cunt to other people is amusing.
There are no consequences.

Both of those are in line with your own behaviour, so she must be right. So I don't need to check myself.

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I work with words, David, nothing else. I don't need to turn up at peoples' doors, Dave. That's the delineating factor here.