Bring cayke, or fuck the fuck off

[Squeamous]

All I will say is this: what goes on on the internets stays on the internets. Unless it spills over into real life. And it it spills over one more time into my real life, someone's wife is going to get a personal visit (I know both where she lives and where she works), and I am going to ask that person's wife to please chain her husband up properly when she goes to work because he keeps escaping into my garden and shitting all over my daisies. It's not a threat, it's a fact. The police will be my last resort, because frankly they've got better things to do than spend their time refereeing a personal spat between a man and a woman who are old enough to know fucking better.

I'm sorry you can't take a joke Dave, and I'm sorry you can't let 'us' go. And I'm really pretty sad about the whole thing to be honest because it's a car crash and nobody likes a dirty great car crash appearing over in their life over and over like some temporal rift. But I am not going to alter my behaviour one little bit on this board. I will continue to say and do as I please as long as it doesn't break any laws (and please, grow the fuck up, as if I would actually have you 'hit' - as you know from our many rows about the death penalty I am a pacifist), and if I want to make jokes about my life and the things going on in it I fucking will. It's called free speech, and it's my belief in free speech that has prevented me from seeking to have you removed from this board. I believe you have the freedom to say what you like about me, and likewise so do I. Fortunately for you I've got too much dignity to spurt out a constant stream of consciousness of bile and malice. Plus I'm too happy and positive in general.

I'm going from this thread now, and I won't be back to it. Enjoy.

[Burnsy]

Perfect chance for all this shit to be put to bed.... it's gotten pretty boring tbh (well aside from the bystander entertainment value)

[NotLettingItGo]

Fortunately for you I've got too much dignity to spurt out a constant stream of consciousness of bile and malice.

You betrayed that lie before you even posted it with the stream of insults you've aimed at me over the last few days. Grow the fuck up, and accept that you don't have the right to behave like an absolute cunt towards someone else without consequence.

Unless of course you'd like to actually quote some of the bile and malice you claim I've posted towards you. Cause I can quote the bile and malice you've posted at me.

Oh! And feel free to pop along for a visit whenever you want, it'll be yet another an opportunity for you to explain why you behaved as you did towards me.

[sheriff 01]

Squeamous, if you need to be rescued by a knight in shining armour, i am your man. I have a spot in my igloo here in canada just for the two of us-lol

[chalice]

You made the only female on the board leave my birthday thread, Dave. You owe me a 'happy birthday', Dave. Sort it out, Dave.

[NotLettingItGo]

It's called free speech, and it's my belief in free speech that has prevented me from seeking to have you removed from this board.

Feel free to try that as well, I already escalated this crappy argument after your last little comment thanking your friends for supporting you. There is nothing that I have said which constitutes me stalking you.

Now stay completely the fuck away from me you sad and twisted fuck.

[NotLettingItGo]

You made the only female on the board leave my birthday thread, Dave. You owe me a 'happy birthday', Dave. Sort it out, Dave.

I've already given you your present with this thread, which I filled with extreme lunacy for your entertainment.

Happy Birthday chavis




(for the record, the only bit of this thread which I was serious about was the bit about accepting her challenge to exchange insults)

[Burnsy]

You really can't let it go, can you? You deserve all the shit you get tbh... And I couldn't care less what 'went on', but there was a perfect chance there to put it aside and move on from both sides... but you have to keep it going...

[NotLettingItGo]

You really can't let it go, can you? You deserve all the shit you get tbh... And I couldn't care less what 'went on', but there was a perfect chance there to put it aside and move on from both sides... but you have to keep it going...

Yeah, yeah, I should be a nice man and let her have the last word. Sorry to disappoint the nice man she murdered would undoubtedly have behaved like that. He wouldn't have decided to accept her stream of insults posted over the last couple of days as a challenge to insult her back. Unfortunately he isn't me anymore, she saw to that.

[Burnsy]

Well any sort of a man at all would know when to cut there losses and move on... but no matter... to each their own.

I suppose it must be the done thing these days to sit at a keyboard, trying desperately to get the last word/insult in... good luck with that Reject, hope your twistedness and bitterness are good bedfellows...

Laters