I'd lie to thank the admin team...

She'll soon want you, mbm, if you lie down flat on the floor facing skywards.
In no time at all she'll be stomping on your abs and leaving a slug-trail over your freshly washed shirt-front.

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I'm feeling kinda left out in the cold here playing the role of the 99% who have no access to your vagina. At least I'll be of interest to you when you become a single mom. Then I'll enact my cold revenge by turning you down. :snooty:

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No you won't, because I don't and won't want you, thus leaving you doomed to wander the Earth in my pursuit as befits your perverse male mentality :cool:

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Your text says, "no", but your subtext says, "yes, yes, yes". :naughty:

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The lounge has become a microcosm of this small part of my life, and it feels a little weird to see it played out from start to finish with such exacting attention to detail. The progress of Reject's dismissal has exactly mirrored the progress of his dismissal from my vagina. In fact, if this were a biographical play one could say that the more neutral board members have played the part of my patience, the more scathing ones such as yourself MBM the world at large, or rather every person he's met on the internet ever, and Manky has played the lead role as my vagina. The only difference is, my front fundament will never let him back in :fear:

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I'm feeling kinda left out in the cold here playing the role of the 99% who have no access to your vagina. At least I'll be of interest to you when you become a single mom. Then I'll enact my cold revenge by turning you down. :snooty:

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You can take heart from the fact that you were included in the list of scathing members. With a list of only two if you are not the vagina of this piece then you must be the anus. :blink:

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She'll soon want you, mbm, if you lie down flat on the floor facing skywards.
In no time at all she'll be stomping on your abs and leaving a slug-trail over your freshly washed shirt-front.

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Your text says, "no", but your subtext says, "yes, yes, yes". :naughty:

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FFS, this board is full of rapists!
Anyway, I'm bored of trampling now, MBpoos is going to have to come up with something more imaginative if he hopes to gain my haughty disdain.

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I'm feeling kinda left out in the cold here playing the role of the 99% who have no access to your vagina. At least I'll be of interest to you when you become a single mom. Then I'll enact my cold revenge by turning you down. :snooty:

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You can take heart from the fact that you were included in the list of scathing members. With a list of only two if you are not the vagina of this piece then you must be the anus. :blink:

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:lol:

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No you won't, because I don't and won't want you, thus leaving you doomed to wander the Earth in my pursuit as befits your perverse male mentality :cool:

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Your text says, "no", but your subtext says, "yes, yes, yes". :naughty:

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I'd believe it. This man is in an English course.

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She'll soon want you, mbm, if you lie down flat on the floor facing skywards.
In no time at all she'll be stomping on your abs and leaving a slug-trail over your freshly washed shirt-front.

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While this drizzling initially put me off, I will persevere by preparing myself with a clear plastic tarp similar to those in the front row of a Gallagher concert. :sly:

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She'll soon want you, mbm, if you lie down flat on the floor facing skywards.
In no time at all she'll be stomping on your abs and leaving a slug-trail over your freshly washed shirt-front.

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That's nothing, dave would do it for the whole admin team.

:happy:
We needed a new meme.

Squeams drizzling followed by Dave and his age-distended bollocks dragging over the collective throng is just the ticket.

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:happy:
We needed a new meme.

Squeams drizzling followed by Dave and his age-distended bollocks dragging over the collective throng is just the ticket.

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Idk what you're on about. I've just been trying to do something with this thread title.

orite :lol:

That's it manker keep using my real name without my consent. Then tell me again how I mustn't act with the same kind of disrespect towards you and your lovely female friend.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

That's it manker keep using my real name without my consent. Then tell me again how I mustn't act with the same kind of disrespect towards you and your lovely female friend.

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What an imagination you have.
I bet as a small child, you were forever being told how creative you were and how your parents must have beamed.

At the time.

Fact, you have been using my real name without my consent for months.

That's a pretty shitty thing to do manker, according to your own definitions of what is shitty.

Mixing up to and too is much worse, Dave.

Trufax above.

You are a chartered accountant, aren't you manker?

Yes indeed, Dave.
Do you have some figures for me.

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Fact, you have been using my real name without my consent for months.

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Since we are being petty about names, have you noticed you are the only non-friend I have around here who uses the non-formal MBM.

You do it too, you tiny measure of a man.

You sent me the friend request which I accepted megabyteme, so your claim is false.

I have rectified that friend request thing though today.

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Fact, you have been using my real name without my consent for months.

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Since we are being petty about names, have you noticed you are the only non-friend I have around here who uses the non-formal MBM.

You do it too, you tiny measure of a man.

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Well MBM has got to be better than the latest contraction/term of endearment Mbpoos. :blink:

(although it is starting to grow on me :naughty: )

Did he get banned?

He's on moderation, Allen, the clue is in the user title.

I don't have time.

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Speaking of irony, anyone clock the Freudian misspelling in the thread title?

You can't lie to yourself, Dave, like.

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:lol:

Brilliant!!!

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Idol's a stalker who can't differentiate between to and too :smilie4:

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The first one has only one "o".:unsure:

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:rolleyes:Interesting

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Since we are being petty about names, have you noticed you are the only non-friend I have around here who uses the non-formal MBM.

You do it too, you tiny measure of a man.

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Well MBM has got to be better than the latest contraction/term of endearment Mbpoos. :blink:

(although it is starting to grow on me :naughty: )

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Well, since you saved your squadron in Nam, scored tons of touchdowns in college, and were Captain of your own boat, you may call me MBpoos. You've earned it.

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That's it manker keep using my real name without my consent. Then tell me again how I mustn't act with the same kind of disrespect towards you and your lovely female friend.

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Can I use your name, Dave? It's just shorter and easier to type than rejectOfAllah or reject, even though the latter is more apropos to your narrative.

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Oops, I meant Manky is playing my vagina! I still can't get it out of my head they're not the same person :pinch:

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After rereading the fred (slow day need more lolz) I have to ask the question:

Wot like the bagpipes or sumthink? :blink:

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Oops, I meant Manky is playing my vagina! I still can't get it out of my head they're not the same person :pinch:

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After rereading the fred (slow day need more lolz) I have to ask the question:

Wot like the bagpipes or sumthink? :blink:

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Like a pianist.

Both is fine by me :happy:

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The lounge has become a microcosm of this small part of my life, and it feels a little weird to see it played out from start to finish with such exacting attention to detail. The progress of Reject's dismissal has exactly mirrored the progress of his dismissal from my vagina. In fact, if this were a biographical play one could say that the more neutral board members have played the part of my patience, the more scathing ones such as yourself MBM the world at large, or rather every person he's met on the internet ever, and Manky has played the lead role as my vagina. The only difference is, my front fundament will never let him back in :fear:

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Very interesting.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

The lounge has become a microcosm of this small part of my life, and it feels a little weird to see it played out from start to finish with such exacting attention to detail. The progress of Reject's dismissal has exactly mirrored the progress of his dismissal from my vagina. In fact, if this were a biographical play one could say that the more neutral board members have played the part of my patience, the more scathing ones such as yourself MBM the world at large, or rather every person he's met on the internet ever, and Manky has played the lead role as my vagina. The only difference is, my front fundament will never let him back in :fear:

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Very interesting.

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In the study of communications, Dave, the BOLD words would be considered a cluster. Telling, Dave, VERY telling...

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In the study of communications, Dave, the BOLD words would be considered a cluster. Telling, Dave, VERY telling...

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Do you know something megabyteme, whenever I reacted to digs as I have for many long months on here, she disliked it. She told me that she thought I was a bigger and better man than that, that I didn't need to treat those who took such digs in the same way as they'd treated me. Whether she really meant that or whether she was just getting too much fun from the digs and my reaction, I have no real idea anymore. I do know something though, as much as I hate to admit it... she was right. I do need to try and be a bigger and better man about such things.

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In the study of communications, Dave, the BOLD words would be considered a cluster. Telling, Dave, VERY telling...

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Do you know something megabyteme, whenever I reacted to digs as I have for many long months on here, she disliked it. She told me that she thought I was a bigger and better man than that, that I didn't need to treat those who took such digs in the same way as they'd treated me. Whether she really meant that or whether she was just getting too much fun from the digs and my reaction, I have no real idea anymore. I do know something though, as much as I hate to admit it... she was right. I do need to try and be a bigger and better man about such things.

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Except that you didn't treat any of us the same way, your digs are very weak my friend. You need to work on them, a lot. We'll have ourselves a clinic one day. Make that one month, find a good month to clear your calendar.

Only one month? You're showing your optimism Jacky.

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Only one month? You're showing your optimism Jacky.

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I have that kind of confidence in my teaching ability.