Fuck off, you're Welsh! That's like the deaf, dumb and blind leading the blind and autistic.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Fuck off, you're Welsh! That's like the deaf, dumb and blind leading the blind and autistic.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:snooty:
I'd post a voice clip but I'm pretending to be working.
Wouldn't care normally but I got the missus to come in for cawfee duties and she doesn't know about you people who live inside my computer.
Well why don't you disguise the clip as a comment to her? Something along the lines of 'darling, I'm a dipshit and I'm so grateful you let me poon you' shouldn't be too conspicuous.
Antipodes= quaint british name for New Zealand since it is GMT+12 and almost exactly opposite the U.K.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI honestly had no idea what the fuck you were trying to say. My first assumption was antibodies.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
On a sidenote: why me no get quoted :cry: I feel so neglected Squeamous, like the milk that got left out in the sun and now nobody wants to go near it because it might be off.
You? The guy who doesn't know how to stop his local redirect?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I heard they speak even funnier than the rest of you kingdomers. Leading them where? If it's to the edge of a cliff, I'd happily accept his assistance.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousFuck off, you're Welsh! That's like the deaf, dumb and blind leading the blind and autistic.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Poor Macky :emo:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI heard they speak even funnier than the rest of you kingdomers. Leading them where? If it's to the edge of a cliff, I'd happily accept his assistance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Why don't you wrap up all your problems with brown paper in a box and leave it outside your front door? Sayonara problems.
You have it all backwards, as I'm sure I would have been led to the safest ground.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousPoor Macky :emo:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Why don't you wrap up all your problems with brown paper in a box and leave it outside your front door? Sayonara problems.
It's too risky.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
She might catch me being inadvertently amusing and also expect to be regaled with joviality or something equally unlikely.
She's uber-h4r5h, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisAntipodes= quaint british name for New Zealand since it is GMT+12 and almost exactly opposite the U.K.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
On a sidenote: why me no get quoted :cry: I feel so neglected Squeamous, like the milk that got left out in the sun and now nobody wants to go near it because it might be off.
It's times like this when you realise just how right about everything Magnum Dave actually was :smilie4:
Why should I have wanted to in that instance.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou? The guy who doesn't know how to stop his local redirect?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Everything sounds better with a Welsh accent and leads me to precisely why I am now in charge of your elocution.
Sorry Arty, I didn't see you there :hug:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerShe's uber-h4r5h, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
It's times like this when you realise just how right about everything Magnum Dave actually was :smilie4:
You may have a point Manky, I did get this card for my birthday :unsure:
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I have no localized accent (north or south) and I plan to keep it that way. I can however fake a variety of them, pretty decently too.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Alright manker, let's start with this one. Let me know how to do it without sounding like I'm an insecure 14 yo wearing a retainer.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
My mam can say that, I can't without sounding like a fuckspastic :emo:
You have to, like, sing it for it to sound right.
I'll try later after I've played footie.
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Awesome card, btw, Squeams :happy:
I always remember a quote from Series 3 of blackadder regarding Welsh place names:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
'Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be wiping spittle off your face for the next two weeks'.
:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
That is just uber Cymru harshness to make the English give up all hope. We take a different approach and chop it up like this Rubha na h-Aoidhe so their larynx goes into spasm. Cramp of the tonsils is, apparently, very painful.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
We only do it because of neighbourly jestfulness tho :unsure:
Fine, then I want to say this:Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesThat is just uber Cymru harshness to make the English give up all hope. We take a different approach and chop it up like this Rubha na h-Aoidhe so their larynx goes into spasm. Cramp of the tonsils is, apparently, very painful.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
We only do it because of neighbourly jestfulness tho :unsure:
Llan Fair pwll gwyn gyll go ger y chwyrn drobwll Llantysilio g ogo goch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoIpkmSipukQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyFine, then I want to say this:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Llan Fair pwll gwyn gyll go ger y chwyrn drobwll Llantysilio g ogo goch
To be fair the English do a similar thing to you guise. When we want to confuse you we use words like 'Decent life expectancy' and 'healthy BMI'Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
We are just astutely ensuring we do not have a huge pension liability :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousTo be fair the English do a similar thing to you guise. When we want to confuse you we use words like 'Decent life expectancy' and 'healthy BMI'Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
:smilie4: