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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Actually, you should just ask me.
    Following on from the google voice debacle yesterday, I've decided to be your articulation and intonation mentor.
    Fuck off, you're Welsh! That's like the deaf, dumb and blind leading the blind and autistic.

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    I'd post a voice clip but I'm pretending to be working.
    Wouldn't care normally but I got the missus to come in for cawfee duties and she doesn't know about you people who live inside my computer.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Well why don't you disguise the clip as a comment to her? Something along the lines of 'darling, I'm a dipshit and I'm so grateful you let me poon you' shouldn't be too conspicuous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Looks like I spelled antipodes incorrectly too
    I honestly had no idea what the fuck you were trying to say. My first assumption was antibodies.
    Antipodes= quaint british name for New Zealand since it is GMT+12 and almost exactly opposite the U.K.

    On a sidenote: why me no get quoted I feel so neglected Squeamous, like the milk that got left out in the sun and now nobody wants to go near it because it might be off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Actually, you should just ask me.
    You? The guy who doesn't know how to stop his local redirect?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Actually, you should just ask me.
    Following on from the google voice debacle yesterday, I've decided to be your articulation and intonation mentor.
    Fuck off, you're Welsh! That's like the deaf, dumb and blind leading the blind and autistic.
    I heard they speak even funnier than the rest of you kingdomers. Leading them where? If it's to the edge of a cliff, I'd happily accept his assistance.
    Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post

    Fuck off, you're Welsh! That's like the deaf, dumb and blind leading the blind and autistic.
    I heard they speak even funnier than the rest of you kingdomers. Leading them where? If it's to the edge of a cliff, I'd happily accept his assistance.
    Poor Macky

    Why don't you wrap up all your problems with brown paper in a box and leave it outside your front door? Sayonara problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    I heard they speak even funnier than the rest of you kingdomers. Leading them where? If it's to the edge of a cliff, I'd happily accept his assistance.
    Poor Macky

    Why don't you wrap up all your problems with brown paper in a box and leave it outside your front door? Sayonara problems.
    You have it all backwards, as I'm sure I would have been led to the safest ground.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Well why don't you disguise the clip as a comment to her? Something along the lines of 'darling, I'm a dipshit and I'm so grateful you let me poon you' shouldn't be too conspicuous.
    It's too risky.
    She might catch me being inadvertently amusing and also expect to be regaled with joviality or something equally unlikely.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    I honestly had no idea what the fuck you were trying to say. My first assumption was antibodies.
    Antipodes= quaint british name for New Zealand since it is GMT+12 and almost exactly opposite the U.K.

    On a sidenote: why me no get quoted I feel so neglected Squeamous, like the milk that got left out in the sun and now nobody wants to go near it because it might be off.
    She's uber-h4r5h, mate.
    It's times like this when you realise just how right about everything Magnum Dave actually was
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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