Dave: Mary, no. I am your father.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

I read all the posts in this thread this morning, including the one that was addressed to me, but I didn't have time to formulate a considered reply and didn't want to be flippant.

Now I've more or less forgotten it all and can't quite work up the impetus to read it again. Can someone please remind me tomoro that I have to do this.

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You were meant to retract that my father was a decent fellow.

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Didn't I just say that he tried hard initially in the mails.

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You were meant to retract that my father was a decent fellow.

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Didn't I just say that he tried hard initially in the mails.

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Is that why I went on to explain what he was trying? :huh:

Possibly :unsure:

More on this tomorrow, there's footie on tonight and I have to get pre-emptorily pished :01:

I don't understand how an intelligent woman with so much going for her could make such a mess of everything. She must have had a very shitty upbringing :idunno:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I don't understand how an intelligent woman with so much going for her could make such a mess of everything. She must have had a very shitty upbringing :idunno:

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She did have a hard upbringing, the product of that being phase 1. Also, men suck, do they not? All the men probably seemed like decent blokes in the beginning, well except the first one, that was just young love.

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She did have a hard upbringing, the product of that being phase 1. Also, men suck, do they not? All the men probably seemed like decent blokes in the beginning, well except the first one, that was just young love.

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They suck as hard as you let them tbh. The ones who suck generally don't last more than 4 months before I'm lining up the next one to see if he can do any better. And until I find one who can I have a coil fitted. But then my background is totally different, we're different ages and different women.

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She did have a hard upbringing, the product of that being phase 1. Also, men suck, do they not? All the men probably seemed like decent blokes in the beginning, well except the first one, that was just young love.

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They suck as hard as you let them tbh. The ones who suck generally don't last more than 4 months before I'm lining up the next one to see if he can do any better. And until I find one who can I have a coil fitted. But then my background is totally different, we're different ages and different women.

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Generally speaking, isnt' the best version of any man is during their first 4 months? That could be taken a variety of ways, I'll let you interpret as desired.

You may be different women, but I distinctly recall you offering me a nursing mammary.

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Generally speaking, isnt' the best version of any man is during their first 4 months? That could be taken a variety of ways, I'll let you interpret as desired.

You may be different women, but I distinctly recall you offering me a nursing mammary.

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It's their terrible twos you really have to watch out for.

I offered you my mammary as solace and you refused it. I shall take my wet nurse services elsewhere :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I offered you my mammary as solace and you refused it. I shall take my wet nurse services elsewhere :snooty:

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You may have offered solace, but I knew your nipple would come with censure.

Wait.
Squeams is lactating? :o

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I can't see that pic on my thickphone :snooty:

He did that retarded thing you guys do where you hide a smiley in the spoiler tag, you know where it's sort of the opposite reaction than what was implied before the spoiler. It's the equivalent to saying, "Psych!".

I want the board to know that my consoling nipple is an equal opportunities spastic nurterer and comes with no recriminations or caveats.

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He did that retarded thing you guys do where you hide a smiley in the spoiler tag, you know where it's sort of the opposite reaction than what was implied before the spoiler. It's the equivalent to saying, "Psych!".

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He totally copied that off me, the sneaky thiefy little ENFP :ermm:

I've copied a few things off you, actually.
There are occasions where the cut of your jib is pretty gosh darn swanky :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

What frightens me, and still does a little, is that I have held a similar tendency to push off my family. Through certain relationship events in my life, I've been more than willing to head down the same path he has. Was the man born this way? No. That complete distrust in the rest of humanity, including his whole family. I've got demons to fight I guess.

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Pity, I feel the same way. So you haven't found a solution either? I unfortunately see bits of my father in almost everything I do. The way I laugh, the way I lay in bed when I wake up. I have lately considered bleaching my hair to distance myself from that imagery.

If my nutcase ever decides to e-mail, I'll forward them to you, Mary. Unfortunately, you seem to be patient with these things and can type more than "Why don't you have your mistress e-mail me eye-opening details, again?" before closing off the line.

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Unfortunately, you seem to be patient with these things and can type more than "Why don't you have your mistress e-mail me eye-opening details, again?" before closing off the line.

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Well it's easy to be patient when you have no emotional investment, just psychological baggage.

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I've copied a few things off you, actually.
There are occasions where the cut of your jib is pretty gosh darn swanky :smilie4:

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