Dave: Mary, no. I am your father.

[manker]

I read all the posts in this thread this morning, including the one that was addressed to me, but I didn't have time to formulate a considered reply and didn't want to be flippant.

Now I've more or less forgotten it all and can't quite work up the impetus to read it again. Can someone please remind me tomoro that I have to do this.

You were meant to retract that my father was a decent fellow.

Didn't I just say that he tried hard initially in the mails.

[mjmacky]

You were meant to retract that my father was a decent fellow.

Didn't I just say that he tried hard initially in the mails.

Is that why I went on to explain what he was trying?

[manker]

Possibly

More on this tomorrow, there's footie on tonight and I have to get pre-emptorily pished

[Squeamous]

I don't understand how an intelligent woman with so much going for her could make such a mess of everything. She must have had a very shitty upbringing

[mjmacky]

I don't understand how an intelligent woman with so much going for her could make such a mess of everything. She must have had a very shitty upbringing

She did have a hard upbringing, the product of that being phase 1. Also, men suck, do they not? All the men probably seemed like decent blokes in the beginning, well except the first one, that was just young love.

[Squeamous]

She did have a hard upbringing, the product of that being phase 1. Also, men suck, do they not? All the men probably seemed like decent blokes in the beginning, well except the first one, that was just young love.

They suck as hard as you let them tbh. The ones who suck generally don't last more than 4 months before I'm lining up the next one to see if he can do any better. And until I find one who can I have a coil fitted. But then my background is totally different, we're different ages and different women.

[mjmacky]

She did have a hard upbringing, the product of that being phase 1. Also, men suck, do they not? All the men probably seemed like decent blokes in the beginning, well except the first one, that was just young love.

They suck as hard as you let them tbh. The ones who suck generally don't last more than 4 months before I'm lining up the next one to see if he can do any better. And until I find one who can I have a coil fitted. But then my background is totally different, we're different ages and different women.

Generally speaking, isnt' the best version of any man is during their first 4 months? That could be taken a variety of ways, I'll let you interpret as desired.

You may be different women, but I distinctly recall you offering me a nursing mammary.

[Squeamous]

Generally speaking, isnt' the best version of any man is during their first 4 months? That could be taken a variety of ways, I'll let you interpret as desired.

You may be different women, but I distinctly recall you offering me a nursing mammary.

It's their terrible twos you really have to watch out for.

I offered you my mammary as solace and you refused it. I shall take my wet nurse services elsewhere

[mjmacky]

I offered you my mammary as solace and you refused it. I shall take my wet nurse services elsewhere

You may have offered solace, but I knew your nipple would come with censure.

[manker]

Wait.
Squeams is lactating?

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