manker vs chalice: Idol Custody Battle Royale.

"Colt 45...Get's 'em Every time." Was a beer ad from the 80's. Works with a gun, too... :yup:

You're not helping here, fatty.

All I was asking was you'd babysit my spastic daughter (you'd be good at that) while my sons joyride your adjusted vehicle, while my missus sucks Busy's cawk for crack and directions.

I'm starting to lose my faith in humanity, like.

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Originally Posted by chalice

You're not helping here, fatty.

All I was asking was you'd babysit my spastic daughter (you'd be good at that) while my sons joyride your adjusted vehicle, while my missus sucks Busy's cawk for crack and directions.

I'm starting to lose my faith in humanity, like.

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fucking fuck.

Story of my life...watchin' somebody else's kids and gettin' no secks for it... :(

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Story of my life...watchin' somebody else's spastic kids and gettin' no secks for it... :(

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fix'd that for ya (you missed out the most exciting part) :blink:

How old is your daughter? I'll drive up and watch her for you. I promise not to rape the missus.

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How old is your daughter? I'll drive up and watch her for you. I promise not to rape the missus.

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The girl's mine. The retard is available, though...

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The girl's mine. The retard is available, though...

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This rape partnership is going to get really complicated if we keep arguing over shotguns.

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The girl's mine. The retard is available, though...

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This rape partnership is going to get really complicated if we keep arguing over shotguns.

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Consider it a potluck- I'm bringing chicken and potato salad. Perhaps you could come up with something oriental or Tex-Mex to spice things up a bit.

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Did I say 'Idol'?

Fuck. I meant mary.

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Some fucking father you are.

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Did I say 'Idol'?

Fuck. I meant mary.

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Some fucking father you are.

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Just think of him as Darth Vader without the kind-hearted good nature, or fatherly side. :idunno:

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or Tex-Mex to spice things up a bit.

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As it turns out young Tex-Mex is a lot more difficult to come by as their breasts develop unnaturally early and normal people are already underage raping them.

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or Tex-Mex to spice things up a bit.

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As it turns out young Tex-Mex is a lot more difficult to come by as their breasts develop unnaturally early and normal people are already underage raping them.

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"Mud people". :idunno:

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As it turns out young Tex-Mex is a lot more difficult to come by as their breasts develop unnaturally early and normal people are already underage raping them.

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"Mud people". :idunno:

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Only when they hop the pickup tuck on a rainy day.