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Thread: manker vs chalice: Idol Custody Battle Royale.

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    megabyteme's Avatar RASPBERRY RIPPLE BT Rep: +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19
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    "Colt 45...Get's 'em Every time." Was a beer ad from the 80's. Works with a gun, too...
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    You're not helping here, fatty.

    All I was asking was you'd babysit my spastic daughter (you'd be good at that) while my sons joyride your adjusted vehicle, while my missus sucks Busy's cawk for crack and directions.

    I'm starting to lose my faith in humanity, like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    You're not helping here, fatty.

    All I was asking was you'd babysit my spastic daughter (you'd be good at that) while my sons joyride your adjusted vehicle, while my missus sucks Busy's cawk for crack and directions.

    I'm starting to lose my faith in humanity, like.

    fucking fuck.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Story of my life...watchin' somebody else's kids and gettin' no secks for it...
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Story of my life...watchin' somebody else's spastic kids and gettin' no secks for it...
    fix'd that for ya (you missed out the most exciting part)
    Last edited by Artemis; 07-12-2012 at 02:16 AM.

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    How old is your daughter? I'll drive up and watch her for you. I promise not to rape the missus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    How old is your daughter? I'll drive up and watch her for you. I promise not to rape the missus.
    The girl's mine. The retard is available, though...
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    The girl's mine. The retard is available, though...
    This rape partnership is going to get really complicated if we keep arguing over shotguns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    The girl's mine. The retard is available, though...
    This rape partnership is going to get really complicated if we keep arguing over shotguns.
    Consider it a potluck- I'm bringing chicken and potato salad. Perhaps you could come up with something oriental or Tex-Mex to spice things up a bit.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Did I say 'Idol'?

    Fuck. I meant mary.
    Some fucking father you are.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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